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Why can't we do fun stuff like this?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    https://8ch.net/baphomet/

    Looks like the skids at the chans have redoubled their efforts at lulz. I gotta' say the patreon hack was pretty cool if they actually participated in that one and it kind of seems they did.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^cause you're a faggot

    http://imgur.com/CLBbPIj
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ^cause you're a faggot

    http://imgur.com/CLBbPIj

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now

  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    http://imgur.com/CLBbPIj
  6. #6
    ^ Autism: The User
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^ Autism: The User


    shut your ass strap gay boy
  8. #8
    Is that a slampig you slammed?
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Uhm, sploo... y u steal my avatar
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This is a cute one too, use this one.

  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I love narco corridos.

  12. #12
    Water you talking about? As far as I know my avatar is still an apparition.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Water you talking about? As far as I know my avatar is still an apparition.

    Either you're lying or the stupid website went weird again because i swear to god, for a couple posts you had the same avatar as me...

  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Is this a thread about cute anime girls?

    I saw cute anime girls.

    I want this thread to be about cute anime girls

  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ok Lan, this thread is now about cute anime girls. It can't be helped.


  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The real question is why we can't do something like this.
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/10/feminists-fall-for-pissforequality-hoax/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LegalInsurrection+%28Le%C2%B7gal+In%C2%B7sur%C2%B7rec%C2%B7tion%29

    Getting dumb cunts to piss themselves for a good cause.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm so fed up with this nonsense! I was so sure I had to take a dump, and here I am just sittin' down to piss like some kinda baby. Now I'm gonna sit here for a bit and sniff some dill pickles while my drawers are still around my ankles. Then it's time to shut the window and end this day of misery.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    god you guys are losers
  19. #19
    god you guys are losers
    Said no single man with a cat ever.
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