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2017-04-07 at 7:12 AM UTCGentlemen, I present to you, the best of mmQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140915050024/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=296495
Should she cut the veins first, or the arteries?
"I guess I'll start from the beginning. She needs to calm THE FUCK down so we can get this over with. I know for a fact nobody has heard anything because there's no civilization for at least 10 miles each way. Been here about 2 hours and the 3 kids are bleeding out so slowly that they probably don't even notice how close they are to the end, or maybe they do, doesn't really matter I guess.
Its the whole one thing leads to another that got us here and i could easily blame her but i have a shred of dignity and so admit that it's a mutual fault and likely more so mine than hers. Regardless, we're here now but it's fucked up and when a surprise home invasion leads to 5 close-to-deceased family members when you had guessed no more than 2, it brings a new level of anxiety and exhilaration to the equation.
The place was random but there was only one car in the driveway and that's where the assumption of a small family first entered our minds. To be cautious, we didn't get out of the vehicle at first and just left 'er running with the lights on sort of into the living room window. Just waited for them to check what was going on and we'd explain our flat tire. Sure enough the father comes out and yells from a little distance wondering whats going on and i tell him. i shut the car off and he says to hang on and he heads back in and so me and the lady get out and lean on the back of our car that doesn't have a flat tire and wait.
So guy comes back out a few minutes later with a flashlight and offers to take a look. I see his wife step out by the porch door and watch as her husband comes up to talk to us so I had to change the initial plan right off the get-go. Not a problem for a fan of the improvisational arts. I gave my woman a pinch of the cheek and she made haste to the man's wife to explain how she knew nothing about cars or some shit. When the man came around to check it out (because of course, as I told him, it was the rear passenger side tire that was flat) I didn't waste time. One thing I've learned is as soon as opportunity knocks, you hesitate for 1 second and everything changes. I knew it was early and I couldn't even be sure the women were inside the house yet but i bent down behind him and brought my knife across his neck so hard and fast that I knew the job was done and any threat he posed was over. I was relieved and thinking only the wife was left to deal with I was actually a bit disappointed. I went inside only to be pleasantly refreshed.
They are all sitting around in the living room drinking tea or water. my woman, the other woman, and the 3 children all in their mid-teens. Polite and cordial and all that shit, talking about how long they'd lived there and other bs and I just got the biggest grin and started laughing from my core like I had never laughed. I imagine how awkward it was for them when they started laughing with me at first because it was indeed funny, and then when I just kept laughing, and laughing, and laughing..... the looks on their faces. Ha!
So I'm totally 'in the zone' from this laughter and the high from deceasing the husband so efficiently, that I again went with my impulse and told the others that it really was like losing the lottery for them, and i don't think it made sense but it didn't matter because my next move drove the point across. i told em i was gonna go help their dad and went outside for a minute. i turned around glanced at my lady; gave her the eye of permission, then i left.
There were a few barns in the lot, a grain silo, propane tank and miscellaneous farming equipment and I did a quick assessment to figure out our next move. It didn't take me long and I jump-stepped my way back to the house.
I got back to the living room and there wasn't that much blood somehow, really i don't fucking get it at all but there wasn't and it was just a bonus to an otherwise smooth going visit. the mom laying there with a gunshot to the stomach; the three kids with their hands and feet all severed, respectively, and lots of twisted and really awful facial expressions from people who really really really wish that anything was happening to them other than that exact thing at that exact moment. And yet, such little blood, and she did this all by herself in the time it took me to have a smoke and survey the area. I did pick a winner...
SO. Here we are now and this will bring you up to breast on the situation. The children are all 3 on the couch and we've given them just a few oxys because we have a little bit of compassion for ourselves and don't think we should have to watch them suffer so hard, for our own sake. They are 'content' for lack of a much better term because they certainly have not gave any indication that they are pleased with the events up to that point.
The mom has literally got to only have like 5 or 10 minutes left, she's gasping so fucking hard and the hole in her stomach is just like this reverse muddled sinkdrain. the puddle of blood as collected in the basin of her stomach is so rich and so full... it's weird to watch a woman die like this. And so to my question!
After she's dead, (again, because of our compassion), we are going to do a practice open heart surgery of sorts and just forgot if what things from the heart we should cut first. We'll probably try to make her heart work in one of the kids so maybe if it's the daughter it would work better or have a more likely chance I should say? Will post results but would like advice from anyone who can relate to this particular experience, or at least a similar one. Thankssomuch."
Bro, you're fucking awesome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 7:13 AM UTCWHO ARE YOU!?
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2017-04-07 at 7:16 AM UTCForum stalking at it's finest, I also came across this one too :D
https://web.archive.org/web/20141003205837/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=305986
how to make a living kidnapping babies
*informational purposes only* *swim*
"It's an underrated criminal activity, much like pedobaiting, but sort of the opposite. Sure, we've all seen movies and tv shows about kidnappers, but it's always 'kids' it seems, rarely the little, little ones. I think this needs to change and think zoklet is place the start this...movement, if you will.
I was thinking that going to straight to the source - the nursery at the hospital - would be the best idea, but after thinking about it more, there's probably a lot of surveillance in that area, plus the parents haven't even really had a chance to love and care for their newborn so if you just steal it right away they might not even give a fuck and just decide to make a new one. Obviously we'll need the parents to care about their missing child, so skip the hospital and only go after babies that have been around for at least a month or so. Ideally, probably like 6-9 months is best, that's when they're really starting to show progress with their growth and the parents become extremely attached to the little shits.
I guess people don't really bring newborns to daycare either, as far as I'm aware, so the deal with this is that it's going to have be either a snatch and grab at some point, or you're going to have to go all out and do the proverbial middle-of-the-night kidnapping and actually lurk around in someone's home, taking the baby from the crib and hurrying the fuck out of there before it starts getting all whiny and ruins the whole thing.
Let's start with the snatch-and-grab. Moms, especially, are big on showing off their new babies and so there isn't necessarily a lack of opportunity to find a mom with her newborn, it's more a lack of a good scenario in which others won't be around to witness the kidnapping. The thing about moms and newborns is they're extremely protective of them and often like to be around other people that they can trust, or public places in general, in case someone such as myself or a different kidnapper happens to come along.
I'm going to go ahead and suggest that we do this the traditional way and steal the kid from the house. Off the top of my head there just aren't enough good scenarios to where you can take a baby from a mom without her being right there to witness it. (feel free to add suggestions)
The simplest way to do this would be if you know someone personally that has recently had a child, then you'll just prepare to take that one. If it's someone you care about, don't worry, they'll get the baby back and you'll be anonymous so there won't be any hard feelings either way, and you don't have to feel like a shitty person for just taking someone's kid because you know that it's for a good cause and the endgame doesn't involve anyone getting hurt. (obviously this might change and you might have to inflict pain on the baby depending on circumstances, cooperation or lack thereof)
Let's assume we don't know anyone with a baby in the 1 month - 9 month old range. We'll have to grab the local newspaper and scope out the birth announcements. Since these will all be relatively new babies, it will allow us opportunity to research the family and get to know more about their schedules, living situation, etc. I guess when you're looking for the right baby there isn't necessarily anything to look for other than just picking one out that seems particularly cute or extra special for some reason or another. It shouldn't matter, ultimately, but I figure you may as well attempt to gain the best specimen in hopes of maximum profit. Don't pick the stupid ones with birth defects or the ones that are all hairy right when they're born. Nobody likes those and the parents many times will opt to just let the child go instead of paying up.
After researching a bit and finding the best potential victim/s, now it's time to do the dirtier work and actually follow through with some personal recognizance and rather tedious and mundane observation. Once you know the house of the family you'll be kidnapping from, you'll want to spend at least a few days staked out nearby and making note of the activity and comings and goings of the place. If you have a trusted accomplice, it will help as you can send them to follow the homeowners when they leave, allowing you to keep an eye on the place. Once you're able to determine how many people live in the residence, you will have the opportunity to inspect the premises after staking the place out long enough to know when nobody is currently home.
Go ahead and check the front door first, and then the back door, or patio door. Many times 1 of these 3 doors will be left unlocked. If that's not the case, you'll have to inspect the windows or window-wells as a potential access point. If everything appears to be locked, you might have to employ a technique such as breaking a window or potentially hiding out in the garage until you can gain access to the inside. You don't want to have to break anything, of course, but clearly you'll be needing access to the house and sometimes there simply aren't any alternatives. If you are a locksmith or know how to pick a lock- you needn't worry about any of this I suppose.
Once you're in, the goal is to find a spare key in which you can duplicate to ensure you have access whenever you need it - namely, the middle of the night. If you can't find a spare key you're going to want to find a window to unlatch, ideally the one in the kid's room if possible, otherwise any window that looks like they might not take notice to will do. The important thing is to make this as covert as possible and leave no trace that you've been there. Once you have determined your access point and means of entering the house when the family is all home, you're ready for the big show.
Don't rush it, but pick your night and make it a night that you don't have to work the next day. I would suggest taking several days off before the actual night of the kidnapping, taking extra vitamins and drinking lots of liquids to ensure maximum healthiness and preparation. Make sure that you don't sleep too much, and also that you've been awake for at least 6 hours prior to the time you actually plan on going in for the child. You don't want to be a drowsy motherfucker.
The time will come where your research and hard work will tell you everything that you need to know, and the moment will arrive. Hypothetically, you have your house, a mom and a dad, perhaps a teenage child and then the newborn baby. Remember that despite the amount of research you do, people are unpredictable and you can never truly know what will happen once you enter that home. Dad might up watching pornographic material, as well the teenage child might be. The baby could be having a rough night and sleeping with the parents because it wouldn't shut the fuck up otherwise. While these are all unfortunate, they are things to look out for, and again I stress the importance of remaining incognito to ensure that if you encounter a situation like this, you can reverse your steps and come back another night. If you get spotted, get the hell out and cut your losses.
We'll go ahead and assume that all members of the family will be sleeping, and you will have decided the best time to enter the house based on those very sleep schedules. You'll want to choose a time where you might predict the family to be in it's deepest state of sleep so I will suggest 2-4 am as the most ideal time. The whole thing shouldn't take more than 5 literal minutes so don't worry too much about that, but make note of it regardless.
Just remember to act casual. A lot of people, when lurking around other people's homes at night while they're asleep, have a tendency to be overly-cautious, in turn creating unnecessary problems. Most people that are sleeping are doing just that, and so don't just assume that they can hear your every step. Chances are they can't, and the more natural you sound the less an awoken family member will likely make the connection that you are a kidnapper and not just another family member getting a midnight snack or sneaking in some late night pornography.
Once you get to the baby's room, definitely quiet down as much as possible. Babies are all sensitive and shit and they wake up easily, so you have to pretend you're a loving mom coming to give her child some loving. Pick it up with the blankets that are in it's crib, and if it doesn't make a sound, simply rock it gently, very gently in your arms and maybe hum the quietest of lullabies as you retrace your steps and exit the house. If the baby decides it wants to start crying, you need to smother it's face in the blanket and get the fuck out of there. You don't want to panic, but the baby's screams don't really give you much opportunity for anything else. Get out, run to your vehicle, and skiddadle.
Congratulations. The worst is over, and from here on out you're going to be dealing a lot with burner phones and public access wi-fi in order to make your demands and follow through with the negotiation process. It will be tempting to contact the family as soon as possible, but this needs to be avoided. Take a few days to let it sink in with the family, and to hear what kind of initial comments they and the police might be making in regard to the stolen baby in your possession. The thing is, if you act too soon, the parents are often in more of a rage state and likely to attempt to be a hero rather than give in to your demands. You want them to give up, to feel hopeless. It is then, that you can up the ante and they'll bite simply for the sake of hope.
I'll let you be the judge of your own ransom demands, but I've always found a half a million to be a good starting point, and then go from there. Remember that a profit is a profit and you don't need to be too greedy considering you can always rinse and repeat the process,. I prefer to use Dogecoin.
Good luck." -
2017-04-07 at 7:19 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 7:20 AM UTCtoo much reading for now, subscribing for later
I vaguely remember these -
2017-04-07 at 7:21 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 7:25 AM UTCfuck. you've been spending too much time on tumblr.
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2017-04-07 at 7:29 AM UTCYou mean google images. TUmblr is an unnavigable mess I can't use it, they have a really active meth community too I would post there instead of here but I can't navigate the site its painful to use.
It's like facebook for mongolroy social reject normies of the internet like Furries, fat girls, faggots and niggers. -
2017-04-07 at 7:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump WHO ARE YOU!?
To keep you from shitting up the rest of this thread (fingers crossed):
Hi. I'm Dargo. As I've already stated before, I first found totse2, then went to Zoklet but never registered an account. Instead, I just read through...well, almost everything. Especially the BI section. I went to intosanctuary and made an account after totse2 died, but only ever chatted with Arnox, and left before Zoklet closed. Then I took a break from you guys until finally registering here a couple months ago.
Is that all, dearest fuckface? -
2017-04-07 at 8:15 AM UTCYou're Enter aren't you.
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2017-04-07 at 9:44 AM UTCEnter is hard to predict but our little Dargo knows quite a bit of forum history to be a noob. His first post reaks of bait.
totse2, giving Psycho and me props, hating on Bill Krozby, mentioning prehistoric SpectraL and chatting only with Arnox. Sure.
Originally posted by Dargo Hey fags.
I'm too young for Totse, but remember reading practically all of Zoklet before it shut down (esp. mQ's weird ass stories). Cool to find you guys again.
I know none of you give a flying fuck, but here's my fun take on this forum after going through it:
Sophie, RisiR, and a few others are pretty good. It's nice when people contribute a little more than sheer retardation every now and then.
Speaking of retardation, it's a mystery why you guys put up with Bill Krozby. At least he's red pilled I guess.
Lanny's clearly a fag.
Snab Snib looks to be the product of too much feminism shoved down one's throat.
Reject is the definition of a basic bitch.
Bling Bling is an artist.
lol Spectral's still here.
That's about it. The rest of you kinda just melt into the background.
Oh and yeah, yeah, I'm an alt. I'll go kill myself now. kthxbaicya -
2017-04-07 at 1:13 PM UTCExactly
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2017-04-07 at 1:23 PM UTCJaron Lanier. "Who owns the future"
All of this collectiveness that we are is being scooped up and stuff into a massive Siren Server. it is what will make AI know all there is to know about mankind that is known. how to act like us. play like us. be off colored and random like us. it will replace us in the singularity challenge that will be the demise of us all. You guys ignore all the evil that is eating us a up as a whole with this trivial shit. They are going to trademark society as a whole and make all of our thoughts "Intellectual Property" of themselves. our thoughts will be patent and copyright and trademarked in their names. this is not INANE Banter. I am warning all of you to worry about what is truly happening to our world. This isn't Alex Jones crazy.. this is reality. soon newspeak. newspeak by memes to deny the more serious sinister control we are under. -
2017-04-07 at 1:29 PM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 2:21 PM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:39 PM UTCWith regards to the first story, what i enjoyed was the emulation of emotional detachment. That was done pretty well, the rest was ok, but "so little blood" really doesn't make any sense considering the gf severed the hands and feet of the victims. You bleed out pretty fast when that happens. Also a human body has 6 quarts of blood so yeah how many children were there? Three? That's a lot of fucking blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-07 at 7:18 PM UTCi'm proud of my self. sooo. proudd.
https://web.archive.org/web/20140917094239/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274759 -
2017-04-07 at 8:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader i'm proud of my self. sooo. proudd.
https://web.archive.org/web/20140917094239/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274759
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2017-04-07 at 9:18 PM UTCI forgot all about the kidnapping babies thing. That was and is still a good guide and I still recommend it.
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2017-04-07 at 9:47 PM UTCyou should write more love stories you tryhard
