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  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    And i don't mean "because God" or "because the Big Bang" either. What is keeping you from offing yourself? Also, this is not a "trololol kill yourself" thread either. I get the sense that depression is over-represented among the users here. Surely if your life sucks, there is yet something that keeps you going.

    IDK if my life sucks, it probably does. Reason i haven't killed myself is because if i do i know for sure things will never get better. As long as you're alive there's still hope ya feel?

    If i were to kill myself i would use a dynamite helmet though. Or something similar.

    Like so:



    Here's a translation for all you non German speaking untermenschen:

    Kid: Daddy, why are you wearing your Sunday uniform?
    Mom: Ernst, is something wrong?
    Ernst: Nope.

    *BOOM*

    Also i forget, what show is this from? I don't think it's from Der Untergang, i want to say Unsere Mütter Unsere Väter, but i am not sure.

    Anyway...

    Discuss.
  2. #2
    i'd sacrifice myself to the RC fentanyl zods
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I exist to fuck women up the ass and drink brews, oh yeah and derpadewism.
  4. #4
    What is a soul?
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^the soul is the most pure part of you thats housed in your shell/body
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  6. #6
    I can't die.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Sophie And i don't mean "because God" or "because the Big Bang" either. What is keeping you from offing yourself? Also, this is not a "trololol kill yourself" thread either. I get the sense that depression is over-represented among the users here. Surely if your life sucks, there is yet something that keeps you going.

    IDK if my life sucks, it probably does. Reason i haven't killed myself is because if i do i know for sure things will never get better. As long as you're alive there's still hope ya feel?

    If i were to kill myself i would use a dynamite helmet though. Or something similar.

    Like so:


    Here's a translation for all you non German speaking untermenschen:

    Kid: Daddy, why are you wearing your Sunday uniform?
    Mom: Ernst, is something wrong?
    Ernst: Nope.

    *BOOM*

    Also i forget, what show is this from? I don't think it's from Der Untergang, i want to say Unsere Mütter Unsere Väter, but i am not sure.

    Anyway…

    Discuss.

    selfish prick. he should of offed himself and took out some other SS with him.
  8. #8
    I'm not going to kill myself because I refuse to let the little fuckbags I know pretend to be upset and act like I was their bestest friend when I was alive just to go to my funeral to fakecry and take selfies for instagram. Nobody is getting sympathy due to my death.

    I'm not killing myself out of spite.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 selfish prick. he should of offed himself and took out some other SS with him.

    Kill yourself, Judenschwein.
  10. #10
    I have strong morning urges. they come in waves. I forgot what having the Joy to live was all about. sounds cliché but fuck it. it's why people say how they feel especially when they get older.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by RisiR Kill yourself, Judenschwein.

    I'm not jedi by culture. I just stated what most Americans have. Some jedi Lineage. I love it when people think they're German. Fuck, nearly all White People in the USA have German mixed in them, or Irish. It's what you identify with to make up for the Identity Crisis people go through. Even Black people have German or Irish or whatever mixed in. or Dutch or Danish or Welch.. etc.

    Hitler was a jedi.. you know this, right?
  12. #12
    He wasn't. You know this, right?
  13. #13
    I live for triangle of the screaming electron
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 selfish prick. he should of offed himself and took out some other SS with him.

    He's Waffen SS, there's a difference.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hitler was a jedi.. you know this, right?

    Bullshit. The only reason this rumor survives is because some faggot name Hanz Frank suggested Hitler's grandma was once employed by a jedi by the name of Leopold Frankenberger and that she maybe was knocked up by him. While in all actuality historical records show no Frankenberger was registered in Graz during that period, indeed, there are no records of the person in question even existing.

    That being said, being a jedi is transmitted maternally according to the jedis themselves so even if his dad was jedi(Which he wasn't), Hitler himself wouldn't have been.
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  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This is now the thread's theme song.

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  17. #17
    That was a lot more upbeat and catchy then I was expecting
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Sophie being a jedi is transmitted maternally

  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject That was a lot more upbeat and catchy then I was expecting

    All Nazi songs are catchy as fuck.

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  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by sploon

    Yes Judaism is an STD.
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