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  1. Originally posted by cerakote

    these are my feet after 4 days of consecutive shifts of my job. yes, those are friction burns. i had burns like them all over my torso last week (theyre only on my arms atm). i work this job that gives me foot rug burns and athletes foot and dries my skin out until its shiny so i can pay my bills and have fuckoff money. i dont work because i WANT to, i work because i HAVE to. its how real people in the world do things. why should i, a person who works for my shit like any other decent human being, give you, a useless manchild who wouldnt be able to function 2 minutes in real life, my money and enable your fuckshit?

    if human life is so meaningless then on behalf of every taxpayer in america i beseech you to kill yourself and make ours suck less

    Is child labour not illegal where you live? And working you so hard that your feet get to that state, what the fuck, it's barbaric...
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  2. Originally posted by NARCassist piss is a miracle cure for athletes foot. just soak your feet in your own pee for 5 minutes before you shower and you'll see it clear up literally in a few days, if that.




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    And if you find a foot and golden shower fetishist, you can make some money on the side too.
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Is child labour not illegal where you live? And working you so hard that your feet get to that state, what the fuck, it's barbaric…

    man, you really want to be like infinityshock dont you
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by cerakote

    these are my feet after 4 days of consecutive shifts of my job. yes, those are friction burns. i had burns like them all over my torso last week (theyre only on my arms atm). i work this job that gives me foot rug burns and athletes foot and dries my skin out until its shiny so i can pay my bills and have fuckoff money. i dont work because i WANT to, i work because i HAVE to. its how real people in the world do things. why should i, a person who works for my shit like any other decent human being, give you, a useless manchild who wouldnt be able to function 2 minutes in real life, my money and enable your fuckshit?

    if human life is so meaningless then on behalf of every taxpayer in america i beseech you to kill yourself and make ours suck less

    lolwhat, how are you getting those? wear boots?
  5. Originally posted by cerakote man, you really want to be like infinityshock dont you

    I haven't posted about ass raping yku so far, so I'd say I'm not remotely in Infantcock territory
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote

    these are my feet after 4 days of consecutive shifts of my job. yes, those are friction burns. i had burns like them all over my torso last week (theyre only on my arms atm). i work this job that gives me foot rug burns and athletes foot and dries my skin out until its shiny so i can pay my bills and have fuckoff money. i dont work because i WANT to, i work because i HAVE to. its how real people in the world do things. why should i, a person who works for my shit like any other decent human being, give you, a useless manchild who wouldnt be able to function 2 minutes in real life, my money and enable your fuckshit?

    if human life is so meaningless then on behalf of every taxpayer in america i beseech you to kill yourself and make ours suck less

    if its any help to you i could totally get rid of all that redness and the marks with photoshop.




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  7. Originally posted by NARCassist if its any help to you i could totally get rid of all that redness and the marks with photoshop.




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    He could also just cum on his foot
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i bet they must feel better already don't they?






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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cerakote

    these are my feet after 4 days of consecutive shifts of my job. yes, those are friction burns. i had burns like them all over my torso last week (theyre only on my arms atm). i work this job that gives me foot rug burns and athletes foot and dries my skin out until its shiny so i can pay my bills and have fuckoff money. i dont work because i WANT to, i work because i HAVE to. its how real people in the world do things. why should i, a person who works for my shit like any other decent human being, give you, a useless manchild who wouldnt be able to function 2 minutes in real life, my money and enable your fuckshit?

    if human life is so meaningless then on behalf of every taxpayer in america i beseech you to kill yourself and make ours suck less

    I'd rather die than work like that! Really work any job I didn't enjoy long term, especially low level jobs. Something like food service would lead to rapid suicide. I would 100% honestly rather be homeless than work doing something like a fast food job or cashier at a grocery store, whatever else people do.

    Also, to prevent athletes foot, consider incorporating some of my severe OCD impeccable foot hygiene routine in the future:

    For feet, in the shower, soap, exfoliation with small grater, rinse, soap, pumice stone, rinse, soap, Non-Scratch Scotch-Brite, rinse, dry, clear gel deodorant. Shoe insoles disinfected regularly by adding hot water, laundry detergent, and bleach, then rinsing it out and soaping again with good concentrated dish soap (Kroger brand is by far the best) to rinse out any residual cleaning material easily.

    At the very least I would strongly recommend putting deodorant on them. It's completely safe and it WORKS! Think about the simple logic behind this.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, I'm going to post pictures of my feet after I go for a 30 minute intermittent run/jog and walk, then eat and shower. You'll be able to see how surprisingly pretty, elegant, even regal, they can look for a man who has barely had to work a day in his life, exerted no serious physical effort. I daresay they're nicer than the vast majority of women's.

    Well, the physical effort part isn't serious. I did used to work out pretty intensively regularly. God, I remember how much I used to walk in the past. Like, hours just for whatever reason, wandering around to explore Berkeley. If a place was an hour or less one way, I would walk. I'm really capable of having a ton of endurance when walking. Heh, reminds of the time I took LSD and spent two days in a regional park because I was lost, went way off trail.

    Ah, here's the story. You should give it a read, it's kind of funny:

    https://niggasin.space/post/8658
  11. You'd rather die than work on anything, Malus. You don't have the basic human grit to be a functioning member of society. All of your effort is put into making excuses rather than making progress.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I'd rather die than work like that! Really work any job I didn't enjoy long term, especially low level jobs. Something like food service would lead to rapid suicide. I would 100% honestly rather be homeless than work doing something like a fast food job or cashier at a grocery store, whatever else people do.

    Also, to prevent athletes foot, consider incorporating some of my severe OCD impeccable foot hygiene routine in the future:

    For feet, in the shower, soap, exfoliation with small grater, rinse, soap, pumice stone, rinse, soap, Non-Scratch Scotch-Brite, rinse, dry, clear gel deodorant. Shoe insoles disinfected regularly by adding hot water, laundry detergent, and bleach, then rinsing it out and soaping again with good concentrated dish soap (Kroger brand is by far the best) to rinse out any residual cleaning material easily.

    At the very least I would strongly recommend putting deodorant on them. It's completely safe and it WORKS! Think about the simple logic behind this.

    no, don't do this, it'll make it worse. all you'll do is strip the skin of all its natural oils and leave it totally defenceless against the fungus that causes athletes foot. it doesn't do to be too clean. check how good my skin is in the other fred. i use the least amount of 'chemicals' necessary to keep hygienic. i've done that for best part of 20 years, the trick is keeping a balance between not stinking and not stripping away the oils that are the skins natural defences. a bar of soap and some shampoo on my hair is literally the only toiletries i will use on my skin. not constantly stripping the oils is why my skin is still so young looking and healthy.




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  13. Originally posted by NARCassist no, don't do this, it'll make it worse.

    More importantly, it will turn him into a metrosexual faggot.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon More importantly, it will turn him into a metrosexual faggot.

    greek metro is mother,

    metropolis = mother city
    metrosexual = mothersexual?
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    malice, some serious questions for you. how would you feel about everybody else in society taking your approach to working? or rather not working, because they'd rather die than do a mundane monotonous job everyday? and how do you think you would personally fare if everybody did just that? what makes you feel you have more right to take such a stance then anybody else does?

    i guess it would be easier for you to just ignore these questions tho huh?




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  16. Originally posted by aldra greek metro is mother,

    metropolis = mother city
    metrosexual = mothersexual?

    It's actually very indirectly connected to the Greek "metro". In this case, it is an abbreviation of the term "metropolitan", as used in fashion. It's pretty weird, I agree. It's like taking a pot of distilled water, making a soup with it, then distilling out the water and calling it foodwater; the end result is the same as the starting point, but now they have two different contexts.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, aldra was right first time.

    metropolitan

    The adjective metropolitan describes something that's characteristic of a city. You really enjoy metropolitan life — there's always something happening, and you can walk or take the subway anywhere you want to go.

    The word metropolitan comes from metropolis, which in Greek means mother city, made up of mētēr meaning mother, and polis meaning city. A person who lives in a metropolis, or city, is also called a metropolitan. You may have loved cities even when you were growing up in the suburbs, looking forward to the day you could become a true metropolitan in the biggest city you could find.

    https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/metropolitan




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  18. Originally posted by NARCassist no, aldra was right first time.



    https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/metropolitan

    I was hoping that an Englishman would understand the English language, but I guess that's hoping for too much:

    He's right about what the word metropolis means in its proper, most common form.

    I'm explaining what it means in the context of the term "metrosexual". Being a metropolitan man doesn't mean anything outside of the fact that you live in a metropolis. In the context of the word "metrosexual", the point is that metropolitan men are/were considered to be the type of guys who put product in their hair and wear cologne, for example. This is a very different speed than a suburban or rural person.

    Thus metrosexual is referring to a metropolitan man with that specific connotation. I'm not even disagreeing with him.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I was hoping that an Englishman would understand the English language, but I guess that's hoping for too much:

    He's right about what the word metropolis means in its proper, most common form.

    I'm explaining what it means in the context of the term "metrosexual". Being a metropolitan man doesn't mean anything outside of the fact that you live in a metropolis. In the context of the word "metrosexual", the point is that metropolitan men are/were considered to be the type of guys who put product in their hair and wear cologne, for example. This is a very different speed than a suburban or rural person.

    Thus metrosexual is referring to a metropolitan man with that specific connotation. I'm not even disagreeing with him.

    well yeah, everyone who is alive today knows what metrosexual means. aldra was pointing out the fact that the use of the term being applied in this instance wasn't particularly well thought out as it literally translates to 'mothersexual'. obviously the faggots din't do their homework when they went 'herp, metro rhymes with hetero and means like modern, derp'.




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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist well yeah, everyone who is alive today knows what metrosexual means. aldra was pointing out the fact that the use of the term being applied in this instance wasn't particularly well thought out as it literally translates to 'mothersexual'. obviously the faggots din't do their homework when they went 'herp, metro rhymes with hetero and means like modern, derp'.

    It's not a Greek word, you retarded cousin fucker. I'm explaining why it is not a direct loan word from Greek, even if it looks identical to one.
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