2017-04-04 at 3:52 AM UTC
They canceled our shift today because of tornado warnings in the area
It's nice having a free day off work but my paycheck is going to suffer
2017-04-04 at 3:55 AM UTC
take acid on your day off
2017-04-04 at 5:16 AM UTC
aldra
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taking acid and watching tornados sounds fucking awesome
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More tornado warnings. No free day off work today though
2017-04-05 at 8:07 PM UTC
Call in a bomb threat from a payphone. Timeless classic.
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2017-04-05 at 8:10 PM UTC
Tornadoes have always been fascinating to me. When you think of insanely destructive shit you typically think of man made things like nukes, missiles, bombs, etc
But tornadoes are totally natural. No one to blame, no way to prevent them. And we've all seen what they can do. Shows that nature can keep up with us when it comes to destroying shit
2017-04-05 at 8:22 PM UTC
we aint shit compared to nature. just ants with huge egos.
2017-04-05 at 11:38 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by nill
lol payphones
payphones are still around to some extent at least here in texas. My friend and I 11 years ago would call the pigs in the middle of the night and say "Hey its me scott and I think im gonna kill myself..." then run and hide and watch the cops come with their search light.
We'd then up the ante and drive to a different pay phone and be like "heey... its me scott again... i now have a gun... and I'm really gonna kill myself now..." shit was hilarious we'd be giggling in the bushes while they'd drive around like idiots in circles.
I've been arrested numerous times, but more often than not I've been able to get away lol
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2017-04-06 at 12:22 AM UTC
Jeffery Dahmer did similar social hijinx for most of his young life before his warped sexuality became a factor and he escalated to killing people.
Maybe you should become a serial killer Bill Krozby, you can strike back at a society that has pushed a good hard working man down and if all goes to shit you became a sensation plastered all over CNN with pictures of archie and Bill Krozbydogs becoming mainstream. You will be a teen heartthrob and get fan mail from chickens around the globe.
Dare to stab a hooker to death with a screwdriver, fam?
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2017-04-06 at 9:42 AM UTC
I wonder if a firestorm has ever spawned a tornado
That would be fucking terrifying
