You're staying with your Turkish uncle, his two kids, and his wife

1. 2015-09-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You indiscriminately chug all of the alcohol in the house, to leave your mom to apologize for everything, then stay in your neice'a room listening to grindcore playing Starcraft/Warcraft III considering jerking off into her panties. I am the best house guest.
2. 2015-09-27 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #2
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   turks are barely human
3. 2015-09-27 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Mmm, how old is said niece?
4. 2015-09-27 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   turks are barely human

   It's true you boys, just ask any Greek.