Breaking News regarding the Mayo Thief, Speedy Parker.

1. 2025-02-03 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   This thread is now about David Hogg becoming DNC vice chair.
2. 2025-02-03 at 2:58 AM UTC

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   Knitler Houston
   And this little piggy went in Speedys mouth
3. 2025-02-03 at 3:21 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You just said they all taste the same

   
   The joke wouldn't have worked, having to deal with consistency. Do I bother you at work?
4. 2025-02-03 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The joke wouldn't have worked, having to deal with consistency. Do I bother you at work?

   
   If jokes are your job it's no wonder you're broke.