My public apology to the 32 ounce bottle of personal lubricant

1. 2025-01-29 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane
   Folks when I met him in September I thought we'd be together forever.
   
   We spent each night together, days too sometimes.
   
   And just like as quickly as he came into my life he has expired.
   
   I wish I would've valued the time we spent together but I took it for granted believing the largest bottle of lube u can buy on Amazon would last me more than 5 months.
2. 2025-01-29 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Largest bottle?
   
   You haven’t looked around amazon enough.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Elbow
3. 2025-01-29 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane

   Originally posted by blackbird Largest bottle?
   
   You haven’t looked around amazon enough.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/
   

   
   Damn
4. 2025-01-30 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blackbird Largest bottle?
   
   You haven’t looked around amazon enough.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/
   

   
   you should try alibaba instead