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Who would like to head Elon's tribunal

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    ?
  2. #2
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I like head, fucking with me like a triathlon, she gonna be tired by the time I start swimming
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If I had to pick someone besides myself here I think I would pick Kafka. I don't think Cosmopolitan would have the stomach to do what needs to be done.
  4. #4
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I eat pickled eggs while drinking 4locos. My stomach is strong
  5. #5
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Elon Musk suffered the blindspot of privilege, which led to him underestimating his foes and preceded his being drawn by horses, whole family killed etc. He tried to take credit for others' work. The misguided looked up to him thinking that he would save the planet, but he would have destroyed it. His legacy will be giving people with aspergers a bad name and cause their persecution. Money does not make a man.
  6. #6
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I suffer from the blindspot of gun violence
  7. #7
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What people should learn from this is that it is folly to yearn for a time they were not a part of, and our ancestors abandoned for good reason. It is a mistake to give up one's autonomy so they can direct hatred toward women. They have been conquered by their fear.
  8. #8
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Elolf Muskler
  9. #9
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What's changed now is that people are aware of the chimpanzees are among us, that this is a trial war. Studies have shown Republicans brains are wired differently so they are more akin to chimpanzees, and we know they want to kill us.
  10. #10
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Is this what you're doing with your time since u dropped out of college
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Elon owns you NIGGER
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I suffer from the blindspot of gun violence

    You suffer from a blind spot in one eye.
  13. #13
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You suffer from a blind spot in one eye.

    Both. I can't read with my right but with my left is manageable
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Both. I can't read with my right but with my left is manageable

    I guess that makes it easier to be with your fugly girlfriend.
  15. #15
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
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