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  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Woke up to my grandmother blasting some retarded movie at 100% volume. I got dressed and tried to brush my teeth but cat was using bathroom so i waited. This old bitch decides to be all in my business at 7am, asking me what im doing and why i have my toothbrush and stuff’s standing outside bathroom. OBVIOUSLY i was waiting for the cat to finish. On the way to school she started telling me “we went all the way to the orthodontist with an egg in the floorboard” like id give a shit about an egg she left in her car. So i just ignored her and got to school.
    At school i learned pavement markings in driver’s ed class, then i was bored in english so i was working on my psychology contact information. After english i had 2 hours to work on my psychology forum assignment, so i read the long ass links the lady left and started writing about what we needed to include. It was due at 11:59pm but i forgot to submit it so ill get 3 points off. For only starting my assignments and quizzes on Thursday i still have an A in that class. In Spanish class i missed a quiz so i did one on laptop and another on paper while everyone was complaining about having a quiz 2 days in a row. People complain too much when the work is super easy, he only grades the quizzes so all you have to do is study for the quiz you’ll take rather than pay attention in class.
    After school was over my grandmother was late to pick me up, so i called my dad and she pulled up 10 minutes later, still all in my business asking why i was calling my dad. Im thinkin about asking my dad to get custody of me for my birthday, dunno all about how it works but i have 5 months to figure out how it will go and if i can help with it.
    After school i had some ket and watched youtube, my dad took me to store after work and got food for us this week.
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im thinkin about trying to find link to the lectures my drivers ed teacher is doing, so i can get my learners permit next month and license in November so id be able to drive myself to and from school when its too cold to walk. My grandmother is lazy and tells me its not her fault. When she does nothing everyday, all day. How is it not her fault when the drive is 5 minutes. Just leave 7 minutes earlier and youd only lose 10-12 minutes away from the tv, lazy fuck
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Im thinkin about trying to find link to the lectures my drivers ed teacher is doing, so i can get my learners permit next month and license in November so id be able to drive myself to and from school when its too cold to walk. My grandmother is lazy and tells me its not her fault. When she does nothing everyday, all day. How is it not her fault when the drive is 5 minutes. Just leave 7 minutes earlier and youd only lose 10-12 minutes away from the tv, lazy fuck

    Shr knows you need to walk so you won't be fat anymore
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shr knows you need to walk so you won't be fat anymore

  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Shes the one who needs to walk, she sits in a chair all day playing with a screen and watching tv on 100% volume. Shes fat as fuck and has been for decades, her doctor even tells her she needs to walk
  6. #6
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Those jeans are so 80s. Wear some leather or couture, wait is that couture? Looks like it.


    my belly button is cuter.



    Ppbbtt
  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I dont have any leather and idk what couture is. I like my belly button, i think it would look cool with a belly button piercing but i want my ears pierced before any other piercings
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  8. #8
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ye- yeah!

    Get a belly piercing! You got the perfect body shape for one.

    don't get ears pierced no one will notice. Get belly pierced first, then watch the dogs come swarming for a lick. Snarling n stuff




    just watch.
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  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    You've put on some weight you fat cunt.
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy I dont have any leather and idk what couture is. I like my belly button, i think it would look cool with a belly button piercing but i want my ears pierced before any other piercings

    Peirce your nipples and hang from the ceiling by them.
  11. #11
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Instigator You've put on some weight you fat cunt.
    Still under 80lbs so i havent put on much, if i weigh less in lbs than fralala’s weight in kg then i think id be good
  12. #12
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    what kind of cigarettes you smack agent?
  13. #13
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    smake*
  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im not agent lol, i smoke any. Rn im smoking whatever my dad smoked, usually menthols
  15. #15
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Oh ok. That's splendid.


    H-how many teeth you have?
  16. #16
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Idk ill count
  17. #17
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    show teef pic instead
  18. #18
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I have 30
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  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl show teef pic instead
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  20. #20
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I don't have a teleportation device like you guys do tho..


    why can't i be part of the cool guys group?


    dammit.
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