User Controls

Spanish isn't fucking easy

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I think people say this shit just to make other people feel stupid.

    For a present tense verb in English you put ing on the end of it.

    I haven't found any *rule like that with Spanish verbs. So you basically have to learn all of them. Present tense, past tense, past tense plural (estabamos wtf?)but you can't just drop an but you can't just drop an r off of every verb and add bamos and it's the same. Some are some aren't.

    Olvidar is to forget. I'm forgetting is olvidando. Leer is to read. I'm reading is leyendo so it's similar with these but there's no rule to change it. So for every verb as far as I can tell you have to learn like 20 forms of the same word. People can understand you if you don't but it's harder to understand them.

    So yeah people who say this are just assholes.
  2. #2
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    If you have Mexican employees, just shout really loud at them. Guarantee they all know english.
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan If you have Mexican employees, just shout really loud at them. Guarantee they all know english.

    You mistreat your Hispanic employees? No realmente intiendo... you think all of them speak English and just pretend not to to make you mad?

    Nonetheless I started writing things down instead of just saving new words on my phone and I do notice patterns with verbs depending on if they end in ar, ir, or er. Each one has (mostly) the same rules to change them. It's still not easy. Easy compared to what though? I know English would be a lot easier to learn. Italian is probably mostly the same as Spanish but it's not worth learning because such a small percentage of the world speaks it. I can't imagine Russian being much harder. Mandarin is probably hard af. So maybe Spanish is easy by some standards.
  4. #4
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Like if it ends with ir you can just put lo on the end and it's like the verb+it. I think er too like ponerlo is put it. But not ar. In case you ever need to know instead of abusing your employees.
  5. #5
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Like an example:

    Tu gato, yo quiero ponerlo abajo.
  6. #6
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Pretty easy for me. You should try getting close to a population that includes 1 white person [you].
  7. #7
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Helps not being a dumb fuck learning on a free app
  8. #8
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Llevo tres anos en Miami y ahora hablo espanol meijor que la mayorio de los hombres haitianos. Tu stupido de gringa
  9. #9
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I can't spell that well but I make up for it by shouting
  10. #10
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Explain all the verb rules entonce smart guy.
  11. #11
    Bradley Dogsbane
    No tiendo
  12. #12
    Bradley Dogsbane
    No necessito. Yo llamo Blanco Chorizo grande. Todos.
  13. #13
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Bro you're a big white man and live in America. How retarded are you? Are you a bitch or something? They will meet you where you're at.

    I get so much love knowing less than 1,000 words.

    Nigga do you stand up when you shit? Dominate the conversation and assert your big white penis and they will work with you.

    First word I learned in Spanish was viente
  14. #14
    Bradley Dogsbane
    "Ya but do u know how to express past tense properly?"

    No Amiga and I don't need to
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    si senor
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan If you have Mexican employees, just shout really loud at them. Guarantee they all know english.

    Mexicans are like cueballs, the harder you hit em the more English you get.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Well, in a previous life, semi was training to be a linguist. In the military they have a language aptitude test called the DLAB. I remember you had to score at least 100 to be in that school. I got 134, I believe.

    So, there are 4 categories of Language difficulty, I'm assuming for an English speaker. Korean (where I wad going), Chinese, Arabic, poshtu and farsi were all 4. Tagalog, Hebrew and Russian were all 3. And Spanish was 2. I'm sure French and German were also cat 2's.

    All that to say, Spanish isn't really that hard,considering
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    hree ducks walk into a bar and order 3 beers.

    'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck as he puts the beer in front of him.
    'Huey, ' was the reply.
    'How's your day been, Huey?'
    'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?'
    'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer.

    He turned to the second duck, '..and what's your name?'
    'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
    'So how's your day been, Dewey?' he asked.
    'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'
    The bartender turned to the third duck and said , 'So, you must be Louie?'











    'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.
    'My name is Puddles.'
  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I think people say this shit just to make other people feel stupid.

    For a present tense verb in English you put ing on the end of it.

    I haven't found any *rule like that with Spanish verbs. So you basically have to learn all of them. Present tense, past tense, past tense plural (estabamos wtf?)but you can't just drop an but you can't just drop an r off of every verb and add bamos and it's the same. Some are some aren't.

    Olvidar is to forget. I'm forgetting is olvidando. Leer is to read. I'm reading is leyendo so it's similar with these but there's no rule to change it. So for every verb as far as I can tell you have to learn like 20 forms of the same word. People can understand you if you don't but it's harder to understand them.

    So yeah people who say this are just assholes.
    Learned this in school last week. Isnt present tense verb in spanish just Estar and the verb+gerund?

    Like Ar verbs end in -ando
    Er/Ir verbs end in -iendo
    The irregular verbs end in -yendo or -iendo i think, only learned present progressive on friday.

    Examples for it would be:
    Comer
    I am going to eat - Estoy comiendo
    You are going to eat - Estás comiendo
    He/she is going to eat - Está comiendo
    We are going to eat - Estamos comiendo
    They are going to eat - Están comiendo

    Seems pretty easy to me but i may be wrong
  20. #20
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Irregular verb in present tense example could be Leer or Caer, they both replace the -er with -yendo
Jump to Top