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  1. #61
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Han Solo I encourage all heterosexual men to stick things in their ass in a completely heterosexual manner.

    Best way of stickin it to the man.

    what if i had another man asssist me with it
  2. #62
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker One that has chicken fried steak on the menu near you.

    I'm sure there are places around where you live. Cracker barrel does it ok if you need a chain
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  3. #63
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I like to put drugs in my butt but I don't anymore

    I've tried to shoot boy up my ass but ended up spilling it. Never tried again
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  4. #64
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas I've tried to shoot boy up my ass but ended up spilling it. Never tried again
    Today i had a dream that i was pregnant and my baby was super cute when i gave birth, she was absolutely adorable
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  5. #65
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    What color was it? ;p
  6. #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas I'm sure there are places around where you live. Cracker barrel does it ok if you need a chain

    Cracker Barrel does a really good and consistent job on the actual "steak" but their sausage gravy is kind of bland as most chains tend to err towards.
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  7. #67
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas What color was it? ;p

    Actually, semi story time. So I just moved back from CA to San Antonio in 07. I started dating g this girl from church (ended up being my ex fiance) with the intention of her breaking up with me but i still look good. Then I could date the other girls. But we started clicking and we're kinda dating. About 2 months in, i met another girl on got or not. She was chubby but with great tits and a fantastic pussy. I went over the first night and we fucked but didn't see her again for a few weeks.

    Fast forward a bit, she invites me out, we go out to a club and we fuck again in my car. She does take some pics (not of us fornicating, just selfie stuff and Sara sees that on MySpace. I tell her I didn't think we were official but that I wanted to be and she agrees.

    6 months later I get a call from Krista (the plump girl.) Shea pregnant. She said she doesn't want any money and doesn't even want me to know it. I'm 22 and freaking out but I agree.

    I see the baby. It was pretty dark. Crisis averted
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  8. #68
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas What color was it? ;p
    White, of course. Id never fuck a nigger semi emi 🤣
  9. #69
    Han Solo Houston
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what if i had another man asssist me with it

    Then it's partially gay. But not fully gay. It really depends on your feelings
  10. #70
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Han Solo Then it's partially gay. But not fully gay. It really depends on your feelings

    My feeling is that you are gay and take after your father
  11. #71
    Han Solo Houston
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u My feeling is that you are gay and take after your father

    He married my mom who looked like his ex, so you may be onto something kind of, in a non homosexual sense.

    I feel pretty faggy not being able to get over my "ex"
  12. #72
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy White, of course. Id never fuck a nigger semi emi 🤣

    racist
  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm racist

    You're just mad because niggers won't fuck you.
  14. #74
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm racist
    I hate niggers. Fuck off dirty, sh¡tskin, subhuman pedophile
  15. #75
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're just mad because niggers won't fuck you.

    I repurposed "Nigger" for people like you. Faggot. first thought in your mind is gay shit.

    for her it was clearly black skin people.
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I repurposed "Nigger" for people like you. Faggot. first thought in your mind is gay shit.

    for her it was clearly black skin people.

    ^nigger lover

    Either way LOL
  17. #77
    Yep, that's extremely gay.
  18. #78
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Op gets soooo horny when he walks by the produce aisle at the grocery store
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Op gets soooo horny when he walks by the produce aisle at the grocery store

    Especially the cucumbers.
  20. #80
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    How come all the bananas at semi's dea dad's house smell like shit
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