What's the worst thing you've ever done?

1. 2025-01-23 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   Semiazas African Astronaut
   I'm not proud of this btw. So I just moved back from TX after the air force didn't work out (another long story for another day. No, it wasn't dishonorable) so I start dating my soon to be ex fiance, but it's a casual thing (though I was her first.) I was in the site Hot or Not, like an early dating site. I meet this girl Ashley (as you can see, she's a . She used to make me watch her tapes and they were awful. Anys,so I'm dating both of them. Sara knows but the doesn't. I fell asleep one night at her place and she went through my phone and saw the texts. I was able to calm her down but the next night, she laid a trap with a fake profile and fell for it. She broke up with me.
   
   Fast for 3 years. Out of the blue she asks me out. Went to a bar and powerman 5000 was playing (lol I saw them 11 years prior. Only band I've seen twice. And yes, they played worlds collide.) By random, one of friends bartender there, so we were getting Hella hookup and took advantage of it. I don't know why we left and then went to another bar and got more fucked up.
   
   So 2am, bars closed. We go back to my place. I'm trying to find a movie while she's trying to make another drink in the kitchen when I HEAR BAM! I run her, hoping she's not dead but the she moved and I helped up. So we're watching Juno and I remember it because she kept talking shit to the movie. Calling Juno a whore and such. Now, she stands up between the TV and my glass coffee table. Suddenly she staggers, rights herself and the crashes right though the table. I'm thinking fuck, she's dead again but then she moved.
   
   I took her back to my bed, two stories mind you that was and we drunkenly start to make out but she's fading. At some point she just passes out completely. Between my drunkenness, horniness and being passed off that she ruined my furniture and got blood on my soda, I took her pants off and fucked her :(
   
   The next morning she didn't remember and I didn't want any kids so I told her I think we had sex last night and the only evidence was a condom that I flushed (close to 100 women I've hooked up with and I can't recall ever using one.
   
   So now I started the confessional, let's see who's mam enough to admit something. Oh and also she soaked my bed with pee but the story has already gone on long enough. She didn't even off to pay for the table btw
2. 2025-01-23 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #2
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Some girl accused me of causing her miscarriage. The first thing I thought was that it was a good thing, that she'd be a shit mother. I don't really know if I caused it and don't care. She could have just blamed me because she was jealous.
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   • Semiazas
3. 2025-01-23 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #3
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   When I was six I threw a brick at a girl's head as she was skating away. I didn't check to see if she got up.
4. 2025-01-23 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Not liking because I approve but because of your openness. Hey, you never sid what you thought about the gun powder song
5. 2025-01-23 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Piled up all the garden furniture of my best friend's neighbours on his parents driveway (they didn't live there. He'd stay there between jobs as a chef) and had a bonfire 🔥 I'd drank alot that night.
   
   I wasn't really of sound mind at the time, he forgave me years later....the rest out of that "friend group" were cunts though
6. 2025-01-23 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   My friends dad worked as a pilot so it was in a posh swanky area aswell.
7. 2025-01-23 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I did a few people real dirty
8. 2025-01-23 at 6:58 PM UTC

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   Semiazas African Astronaut
9. 2025-01-23 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   If you enjoy hurting others because of your personality disorder is dat OK or no?
10. 2025-01-23 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ive never done anything bad in my life
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    • Semiazas, 
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11. 2025-01-23 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I believe that. You're gonna have your 71 virgins or however many it is, when you pass
12. 2025-01-23 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    one time I had sex, does that count
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    • Crispy
13. 2025-01-23 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Semiazas I believe that. You're gonna have your 71 virgins or however many it is, when you pass

    What does that mean?
14. 2025-01-23 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    AI Overview
    
    In Islam, the term "houris" refers to 72 virgins in Paradise that are said to be a reward for martyrs.
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    • Crispy
15. 2025-01-23 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im a girl, i just want an old man to marry at 16 or 18 and be happy forever
16. 2025-01-23 at 8:09 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy Ive never done anything bad in my life

    
    I was kind of like that, never grounded. My brand of disturbance was more refined than things like vandalism, that's for the underclass.
17. 2025-01-23 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I was kind of like that, never grounded. My brand of disturbance was more refined than things like vandalism, that's for the underclass.

    Ive been grounded before, but thats just because my mom isnt on drugs anymore
18. 2025-01-23 at 8:15 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut
    I did a couple people real dirty.
19. 2025-01-23 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Dirtbag When I was six I threw a brick at a girl's head as she was skating away. I didn't check to see if she got up.

    
    In this woman’s mind men are the sociopathic monsters.
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    • Crispy
20. 2025-01-23 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    There's different types of empathy. My not being able to recognise when people are in pain doesn't mean I don't care about them. That girl was picking on me. I didn't understand how much damage a brick could do.