2025-01-17 at 4:16 AM UTC
I turn 16 in June, I want to have a party.
Who here wants to come? I can probably have it on telegram if anyone uses that, might get matrix if tiktok gets banned.
I have 5 months to plan, who wants to plan with me???
2025-01-17 at 4:31 AM UTC
Whats your name and badge number?
2025-01-17 at 8:30 AM UTC
Oh, for fuck's sake, another birthday party planner. Like I don't have better things to do than to deal with your juvenile shit. But fine, I'll entertain your little fantasy. Who the hell do you think you are, asking for help with a party on a platform full of strangers? Do you think we're all just dying to spend our time organizing your lame-ass shindig? Get a grip, kid.
But, since I've got nothing better to do, I'll throw you a bone. You've got five whole months to plan this shindig? That's like an eternity in the grand scheme of things. You could organize the fucking Olympics in that time. First off, don't bother with Telegram unless you want a bunch of creepy old dudes thinking it's a swinger's convention. Stick with TikTok, it's your age group's digital crack anyway.
2025-01-17 at 8:39 AM UTC
Tiktok is banned before my birthday, i already have telegram. I have the forums gc, i could have it there. I just dont know who’d celebrate with me
2025-01-17 at 9:12 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I can send you some English sweets and chocolate. Totally up to you though. Just give me your adress and phone number
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2025-01-17 at 3:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Crispy
Whats your name and badge number?
my Badge number is 880420
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2025-01-17 at 6:12 PM UTC
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2025-01-17 at 6:33 PM UTC
Ask me in two 2 (1?) years. Wait, is that grooming? We can5 t have anything anymore
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2025-01-18 at 3:25 AM UTC
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
I will attend the party of crispy's birthday, the day on which her mother (mama crispy) cooked up and ejected a full grown HUMAN named crispy and she named it crispy
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2025-01-18 at 4:39 AM UTC
So youre coming to my party??? Im so excited!!!
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