Father Scronaldo

1. 2017-03-31 at 4:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wise sayings my father has said.
   
   "Sucks to be you"
   
   "Fuck em all big and small"
   
   "Close one eye son" (response to double vision while driving drunk)
   
   "If you want to pick up any girl find an ATM receipt with a large balance, write your number on the back and give it to her"