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KoF's guide to blowing bigger loads

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Here are a few tips from a so called "big cummer" on how to blow bigger loads.

    1: Edge. Prolong sex for a while, getting yourself to the edge of blowing a load, and then stopping. Usually what I will do is fuck until I get close to blowing my load, and then switch to giving oral/fingering.

    2: Do a lot of foreplay. Getting head, masturbating eachother, and 69ing are all great ways to edge before sex has even started.

    3: Shove a finger up your assertions when cumming. This is not a joke. If you do it just right, you will cum extra hard. If you train your girl to do this the RIGHT way, you can cum SUPER hard. Make sure to train her though, she won't get it right on the first time and screwing it up can make your nut a bit less fun.

    4: Make sure that you don't have to piss/shit before engaging in any sexual activities.
  2. #2
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Ugh you're so gross
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  3. #3
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Wariat just fingers his ass while flicking his flaccid dick. Try that kof
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  4. #4
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Nothing wrong with some anal stimulation
  5. #5
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I like to put stimulants in my ass
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  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas Nothing wrong with some anal stimulation
    Do you stimulate your butthole semi emi
  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I like to put stimulants in my ass
    Liked*
  8. #8
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Every now and then
  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Does your finger get dirty or do you use gloves? If i did butt stuff id use gloves or condom
  10. #10
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I have something else. I've got one good arm. Can't exactly jerk it and have a thumb up my ass at the same time
  11. #11
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    What do you use? Do you get someone else to jerk it or put a finger in there?
  12. #12
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Inanimate object
  13. #13
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Aka a big black dildo
  14. #14
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Blue
  15. #15
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    MtF exchange their dicks for a poop wound and that fascinates me.

    In a morbid curiosity sort of way 🤔
  16. #16
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Does your finger get dirty or do you use gloves? If i did butt stuff id use gloves or condom

    No one uses gloves or condoms
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  17. #17
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Rough Rider No one uses gloves or condoms
    Latex/leather dominatrixes would disagree with you
  18. #18
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    This is the best guide KoF has put out since his guide on shoving four lokos down your pants at seven eleven
  19. #19
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy This is the best guide KoF has put out since his guide on shoving four lokos down your pants at seven eleven

    Bradley wrote that
  20. #20
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Bradley wrote that

    Yeah and he stole it before Brad could post it. Funniest shit to happen on the forum in all of 2024.
    The best part was he even said “I wouldn’t have even stolen the guide if it was a guide on anything else”
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