Fuck all ya'll niggas. I'm getting drunk.

1. 2017-03-31 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'll have beer for breakfast YOLO.
2. 2017-03-31 at 5:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   They don't call it the breakfast of champions for nothing
3. 2017-03-31 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   The Dude Yung Blood
   Bloody Mary for Breakfast
   Beer for Lunch
   Hard Liquor for dinner
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   • kroz
4. 2017-03-31 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by The Dude Bloody Mary for Breakfast
   Beer for Lunch
   Hard Liquor for dinner

   
   mmmm mmm good fam
   
   and a tostitos pizza for desert!
5. 2017-03-31 at 6:08 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I found myself trying to explain to a 12 year old why I drink over mic in a video game today, it was bretty awkward.
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6. 2017-03-31 at 6:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pizza roll up 5 years later in a drop top six
7. 2017-03-31 at 6:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I found myself trying to explain to a 12 year old why I drink over mic in a video game today, it was bretty awkward.

   
   I like to get riggity recked.
   
   Literally all you had to say.
8. 2017-03-31 at 6:10 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I'm like "so you know when Sartre said hell is other people?" and he's like "uhh no" and I'm like shit, used pretentiousness and it wasn't very effective.
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-03-31 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I feel u dude. Its a pretty good reason even if it sounds contrived.
10. 2017-03-31 at 6:16 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm like "so you know when Sartre said hell is other people?" and he's like "uhh no" and I'm like shit, used pretentiousness and it wasn't very effective.

    
    pretentiousness has a long and prosperous history of not being effective...
11. 2017-03-31 at 6:18 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Lanny I found myself trying to explain to a 12 year old why I drink over mic in a video game today, it was bretty awkward.

    
    How do you end up in these situations. Also if you got PS4, i will Destiny you 1v1.
12. 2017-03-31 at 9:40 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm like "so you know when Sartre said hell is other people?" and he's like "uhh no" and I'm like shit, used pretentiousness and it wasn't very effective.

    
    Because life rarely turns out the way you would have hoped, far from your truest ideals, you learn more and the world keeps losing its wonder, you learn about the ugliness of humanity, even the horror it is simply to exist, and countless others, the flaws, the inadequacies.
    
    In a world without inherent meaning where life arose by mere chance, how naive would you have to be to believe that it was meant to fulfill your romantic ideals.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2017-03-31 at 10:33 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Because life rarely turns out the way you would have hoped, far from your truest ideals, you learn more and the world keeps losing its wonder, you learn about the ugliness of humanity, even the horror it is simply to exist, and countless others, the flaws, the inadequacies.
    
    In a world without inherent meaning where life arose by mere chance, how naive would you have to be to believe that it was meant to fulfill your romantic ideals.

    
    I want to pinch your cheeks and give you an eskimo kiss you sad little baby.
14. 2017-03-31 at 10:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice! I know the answer. I know you don't like human touch but you need it. Did you ever get a massage?
    
    I'm sure you'll find a nice, clean spot where you can get (accidentally pressed submit) a great fucking massage. They don't care about you. There is barely any talking. Try that shit. Get a massage.
    
    Post last edited by RisiR at 2017-03-31T10:37:38.113815+00:00
15. 2017-03-31 at 11:29 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to drink but I dont want to ruin amphetamine high and j gotta work
16. 2017-03-31 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm drinking but I only have 2 cans left and not much weed. This is my last night for 3 weeks where I can get acceptabily high and I don't like it.
17. 2017-03-31 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    
18. 2017-03-31 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #18
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by RisiR Malice! I know the answer. I know you don't like human touch but you need it. Did you ever get a massage?
    
    I'm sure you'll find a nice, clean spot where you can get (accidentally pressed submit) a great fucking massage. They don't care about you. There is barely any talking. Try that shit. Get a massage.
    
    Post last edited by RisiR at 2017-03-31T10:37:38.113815+00:00

    
    I've actually thought about this as a form of therapy, although I never reached the point where I seriously intended to go through with it, and last thought of it quite a while ago. Oxytocin release. The idea also came from IRL experience.
    
    Ultimately, I very much doubt it would change much. It is not going to trigger a radical transformation, at most alleviate a fraction of the standard depression and anxiety I feel.
19. 2017-03-31 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^u should talk stop talking about drugs , you crashed your mom bmw
20. 2017-04-01 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    crow Yung Blood
    i'm drunk right now cuz im bored AF anyone who wants to join me is welcome CAWWWWW