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  1. #41
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina write about the rat that caused the whole bar to shut down

    Rats' Plural. Green and Digital Avatar

    Yet I didn't start the war. Digital and his butt-buddies did. Cowards. 4 or 5 of them wouldn't get out of the car, Instead they threw Piss filled balloons at me in the parking lot of Sunvalley Mall in ConCrud Cali. I chased them out of the parking lot after getting into my truck and they were then chased by a Cop waiting across from the mall who went after them On H-680.

    Jeff (Or JC) decided Both of us had to go but let the other cunt trolls remained on. this was the Dialup &T not the website.

    source (though written in 2005)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:TOTSE/Archive_1

    part:
    Shutdown?
    Jesus, Jeff actually pulled the plug?

    Well that was unexpected, where/how did you hear about that? Comradeash 04:18, 19 December 2005 (UTC)

    I hope this is a joke or a hoax; There's not much information availible on it. If totse is actually shut down, the best part of the internet is gone. –Staples
    Yes. he sent an e-mail out to the moderators to confirm this. I also noticed interstingly, that the domain was created on the 17th of December 1997, exaclty 8 years earlier, to the day. –SirRoss 19:08, 18 December 2005
    I call BS, having earlier talked to a moderator whom recieved no such notice. I have also just talked to a company who leases ad space on totse; they have said that no moderators have been contacted and it is (most likely) down for maintenance. If Jeff had done that I'd drive across the country to bitch-slap him ;). Looking forward to seeing it up again. –Staples
    OK sorry for any confusion on the matter, still interesting about the date it went down though. –SirRoss 22:27, 18 December 2005
    According to Metaphysicist, and i quote, "The BIOS on the sever crashed, taking te server with it….They need to get new hardware" –Weebl 22:17, Dec 18 2005
    Wow That's great I almost cried when I first heard that it was down for good.. Long live Totse!!

    I call bullshit. Why would totse go down without warning?

    Yep, I think Totse's gone, it's sad, but I think it's the truth.

    OMFG, just a thought, do you think it could be down due to revamping Totse (ie, changing the forum software).


    HAH!! TOTSE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    I was expecting a shutdown :(. Damnit.
    "The motherboard on the main server for totse.com fried and died. The server is about 5 years old and we will probably end up replacing the entire server with something that can handle the current traffic load a little better. We have day-old backups of the entire system so we should be able to make a full recovery as soon as new hardware is in place. Please be patient, we are working to get this fixed as quickly as possible."
    That is great I almost cried when i first heard it was down for good.. long live Totse!!
    Am I the only motherfucker who hoped for a perminant shutdown?
    Probably, yes. Most people don't hold grudges against a repository of text files. –Maru (talk) Contribs 17:07, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
    It's nothing to do with the textfiles, I just think 99% of the users are complete idiots.

    I think many users are 14-year-old 'anarchists' who don't deserve anything but a bullet to the head.. They register at the site for all the wrong reasons and contribute nothing but ignorance and stupidity. There was a topic a while back that read 'I think users should have to take an IQ test to register on totse'. Frankly, I think a policy like this would make totse better for those of us who are actually intelligent human beings with half-decent grammar. –Staples
    That would require Jeff to actually give a shit about what happens on his board. He never has, and he never will. That's why TOTSE went to shit back when it was a dial-up board – Jeff just didn't give a damn what happened on his board. It was just a place for him to hang out 'whenever', and he expected it to magically run itself. That only worked when there was a community of users who wanted to be there, and who were capable of shouting down idiots when they showed up. Once TOTSE got 4 nodes, then 8, and then NirvanaNet moved beyond the SF Bay Area and became a nation-wide network, the number of clueless fucks multiplied out of control. The signal-to-noise ratio became unacceptable, and the good folk left, which made the SNR worse, accelerating their departure. The classic flood/flamewar by Greenspam in its last few weeks exemplify everything that's wrong with that attitude. Ultimately, TOTSE will probably collapse again after Jeff realizes it will never be 'cool', most people have never heard of it (or him), it's not making any appreciable amount of money, and it's more trouble than it's worth. Until then, enjoy the downward spiral.– Digital Avatar 05:28, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
    Interesting…
    Come now, its always fun to pwn the n00bs, although the cyclic thread titles in spurious is fucking annoying…remember that thread in S&A where the guy blew nasty diahorrea on his girlfriend? Comradeash 09:58, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
    If Jeff didn't 'give a shit', why has he continually operated TOTSE for over 15 years? It takes effort and money, son. Thanks for the brief history of TOTSE's operation, but that doesn't really do anything but take up space. You can read all that in the FAQ section of TOTSE. It isn't that hard to add a little coding onto the registration process. I'm not limiting suggestions of how to lower idiocy to an IQ test on the registration form. There are dozens if not hundreds of ways to manage this. A big problem is that, wherever you go on the web, there will be noobs. I dare you to defy me. I also find it odd that you take such a strong offensive to TOTSE. Albeit you seem to be an intelligent person (Judging by your language skills) you seem to display characteristics similar to those of a sociopath or an individual suffering from aspergers syndrome. This or you hold something against an internet forum. Were you banned from TOTSE or made fun of and are distraught? You don't like the ideals TOTSE stands for? If so, get over it. A pessimist like you should be used to being low. Get used to the world stepping over you :). Take it easy, -TNS
    Comeradeash, Yes I do, a classic.. Remember 'Need help with shit covered ass'? –Staples
  2. #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wow I never knew that
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP is dumb. I'm the reason Totse and Zoklet were shut down.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP is dumb. I'm the reason Totse and Zoklet were shut down.

    They saw your nose and shut down right away.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They saw your nose and shut down right away.

    That is a dumb response even for you.

  6. #46
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They saw your nose and shut down right away.

  7. #47
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That is a dumb response even for you.


    Deliberate. Just the nose alone makes it as funny as it needs to be.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Deliberate. Just the nose alone makes it as funny as it needs to be.

    If you only knew how little it means...
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you only knew how little it means…

    Stiff upper nostril and all that, eh?
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you only knew how little it means…
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Ever tried smoking a cigar through it?
  12. #52
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    He could smoke a cigarette in a rainstorm with his hands tied behind his back.
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy He could smoke a cigarette in a rainstorm with his hands tied behind his back.

    You know nothing
  14. #54
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    laughing at scrons video.

    Is Hikki lurking this site?
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    its that time of the year folx
  16. #56
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    a coke where their nose should be"
  17. #57
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fuys nwhat if he's not dead but instead locked up for some bullshit charge in an Indiana state prison for like 20 years
  18. #58
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fuys nwhat if he's not dead but instead locked up for some bullshit charge in an Indiana state prison for like 20 years

    are you conveying you need to be on the death penalty, Scron?
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  20. #60
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I think Scron is the same as Luigi which is the brother of Hikki and that gay mexican dude
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