Just not answering the phone can save you sometimes.

1. 2017-03-29 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   remember that, you dont HAVE to answer...
2. 2017-03-29 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just keeping your phone on silent is the key to life.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-03-29 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Using the green button is never an issue if you also know how to use the red button.
   
   
4. 2017-03-29 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Using the green button let's the caller now you're still alive. That's not always a good thing.
5. 2017-03-29 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Just keeping your phone on silent is the key to life.

   
   Since I first got a phone like, what, 14/15 years ago I think there's only been 2 days when I haven't had my phone on silent
6. 2017-03-29 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I never answer. That night I got the front page flush me and les phoned like 5 tech dealers and set up meets with them all then just took whoever came first and ignored the rest. I still have all their numbers on my phone and all these angry text messages like "WE ARE HERE, WHERE ARE YOU?"
   
   I gotta call up Danny one day and ask for a ball.
7. 2017-03-29 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Best way to do it, send out a mass txt and whoever replies first gets the sale
8. 2017-03-29 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Using the green button let's the caller now you're still alive. That's not always a good thing.

   
   That's not a real argument you realize that right?
9. 2020-04-23 at 9:43 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   But a ringing phone has to be answered