My mom's favorite go to weekday dinner growing up
I'll teach u how to make it too so u can be a good single mother raising a boy on her own without breaking the bank
now ur gonna ask ur kid this is very important "What do you want for dinner?" and this young growing boy gets 3 options
Fish sticks
Chicken Nuggegts
TV dinner
up to u
MOM CAN I HAVE SOME FISH STICKS - Bradley, age 3 to present yells loudly.
OF COURSE SWEETIE! JUST WAIT FOR THE COMMERCIAL
NOW YOU GRAB THE BAG OF TATER TOTS & FISH STICKS now I know they have different cooking times but htat's not important what r u the michillin man's restaurant kitchen manager
no ur not
just put them on that burnt up cookie tin , just layer it up nice single layer!!!!
Kinda like this except I don't use tinfoil and I pack way more shit on the cookie tin, i'm not gonna heat up the whole fuckign ovena nd wait 22 minutes for like 2/3 of a plate of food that's retarded
now I'm sure ur gonna ask me oh are these fish sticks fu-fu albacock white monkfish from Indonesia? No my nigga these are 100% Fish according to the bag (cheapest one at Walmart is recommended) the tator tots nobody asks about but those are 100% Tot
anyway, so while this is cooking, u can wait for the next commercial and get back to your lifetime movie, now u can either use the 13 minute blocks of programming to wait 27 minutes and overshoot it or u can just wait till the smoke alarm goes off
if you always use the smoke alarm your child will know that the food is done when he hears the beeping and has to climb ont ehchair to hit the button to turn off the alarm
Chicken nuggets but uc an see where this is going.
So now if u wanna be like ar eal Martha steward u grab some pickles and chop them up, be careful not to cut yourself or your child may have blood in his food but who cares y'all are related, you made him so fuck it and just chop that up, now add a little bit of mayonnaise and you just made him tartar sauce, it's just like the restaurant, I mean not exactly but close enough
so now u just take that plate of tator tots and fish sticks, slop on a lil of that homemade tartar sauce and u just fed ur child another beautiful evening home cooked meal.
So yeah I'm thinking a bout getting some fish sticks, tator tots, and remaking this family meal later on today!!!
