My ASSASStant got me an espresso today

1. 2024-11-27 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   As i slurped the last of my NAME ENERGY DRINK he said here and laughed and said it's going to be a hard weekend and he's leaving till Sunday.
   
   
2. 2024-11-27 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What's the deal with the hammer thumb?
3. 2024-12-03 at 9:46 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Not
4. 2024-12-03 at 9:47 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   
5. 2024-12-03 at 11:24 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Did you sell half your thumbnail for a burrito or something?
6. 2024-12-03 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley

   
   Um yeah..that's a hammer thumb...note the widening at the end and the squashed up elongated (left to right) nail.
   
   Here's a normal thumb without any genetic defects and a normal nail.