2024-11-10 at 10:42 PM UTC
So I never had a dad to show me like u did
So anyway I saw this old man naked in the sauna and in the Finnish tradition is done naked.
So I walk in and he's putting water on the stones and I saw this nigger has a massive sausage and at that moment me in my 5 year old mind immediately knew one day I also would be a big dicked nigga whose shit swung when he stood up.
2024-11-10 at 10:44 PM UTC
Now ppl get nervous and say it's a bit intimidating when they hold it for the first time
2024-11-10 at 11:49 PM UTC
I told my mom about it (her dad) when I was 16 and we were drinking. She was not impressed.
tldr: You told your Mom her Dad had a big sausage.
2024-11-11 at 12:07 AM UTC
no motherfucker I learned from my grandpa that I WOULD have a big sausage
2024-11-11 at 12:20 AM UTC
My dad showed me when we took baths together, I remember
2024-11-11 at 12:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
And did you tell your Mom you had a big one.
she already knew bro I was a huge jagger in my early teens and she walked in on me having sex with many individuals, wanking to internet porn, wanking int he backyard, sodomizing people on this couch in teh basement, sodomizing people in the garage, more wanking like all the time really
so yeah she was aware of her big boy having a big boy
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2024-11-11 at 1:19 AM UTC
i'm her only child and she's my single parent mom
We are close and not in a weird porno way
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