The Trachristochrone

1. 2017-03-28 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Not long after yon yence ben trench runtaka no ratara uk rotaren
   Triangle is not what you think, it is a projection of a shadow of an alternate universe. When on lsd, spice, dmt, and large amounts of weed, your vision can turn into a triangle mosaic. This is when you know you're fucked.
   
   And then you hyperventilate
   and then your face is hollow and your body is being ripped apart like construction paper
   
   You close your eyes, and you are falling. Not falling, resting. In between layers of molten lava in the pit of hell. But it is comfortable there. I want to go to hell again some time.
2. 2017-03-28 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get a front page flush zimmy