2024-11-05 at 4:19 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
There use to be millions.
I'm sure you've heard of a couple and maybe even see one.
Well...
In the Victorian era, rich people would buy a mummy and invite everyone over. They'd drink a bunch and undress it. They called them undressing parties.
Then they ate the mummy because they believed it would give them super natural boners and titties. The rest of the night was a fuck fest.
That's why there are so few mummies left.
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2024-11-05 at 4:28 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Yeh
Dey use'd to sell em on tha street
2 mummy's for about tree fiddy
Yes'sir
2024-11-05 at 4:42 PM UTC
I've eat a few mummies in my time