Where'd all the ancient Egyptian mummies go?

1. 2024-11-05 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   There use to be millions.
   I'm sure you've heard of a couple and maybe even see one.
   Well...
   
   In the Victorian era, rich people would buy a mummy and invite everyone over. They'd drink a bunch and undress it. They called them undressing parties.
   Then they ate the mummy because they believed it would give them super natural boners and titties. The rest of the night was a fuck fest.
   
   That's why there are so few mummies left.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
2. 2024-11-05 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_brown
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3. 2024-11-05 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Yeh
   
   Dey use'd to sell em on tha street
   
   2 mummy's for about tree fiddy
   
   Yes'sir
4. 2024-11-05 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've eat a few mummies in my time