why the fuck would you rake leaves. the forest floor needs detritus to properly provide nutrients. leaves just sit there and eventually melt into the ground or blow away into your 75 year old neighbor's yard--and once the single leaf touches his imported grass, you'll be damn sure to hear that 2-stroke unenhancemented self-powered zero-degree-turn bagging lawn mower on the scene.
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Originally posted by xy0
why the fuck would you rake leaves. the forest floor needs detritus to properly provide nutrients. leaves just sit there and eventually melt into the ground or blow away into your 75 year old neighbor's yard–and once the single leaf touches his imported grass, you'll be damn sure to hear that 2-stroke unenhancemented self-powered zero-degree-turn bagging lawn mower on the scene.
Oh boo fucking hoo, nobody gives a shit about nutrients from crunchy leaves. Theyre in the way so we move them, a bird or dumbass bug would move the leaf anyway
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how are they in the way? in what way have they wronged you? guess what, bugs and birds rely no leaves. There was some issue with certain bugs running rampent and it ended-up being that the predator bugs laid eggs on the undersides of leaves but people kept raking and destroying them thus causing the prey bugs to thrive. true story
also, why not just invest in leaf-less deciduous trees if you care that much
also, why pack them away somewhere hard to get when you have to bring them out next spring anyway to put em back up
also, the leaves fall earlier and earlier every year. i blame hormones in the water.
Originally posted by xy0
why the fuck would you rake leaves. the forest floor needs detritus to properly provide nutrients. leaves just sit there and eventually melt into the ground or blow away into your 75 year old neighbor's yard–and once the single leaf touches his imported grass, you'll be damn sure to hear that 2-stroke unenhancemented self-powered zero-degree-turn bagging lawn mower on the scene.
because they keep sticking to my socks when I walk around the yard without shoes
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Originally posted by Crispy
Oh boo fucking hoo, nobody gives a shit about nutrients from crunchy leaves. Theyre in the way so we move them, a bird or dumbass bug would move the leaf anyway
Ya plus you have to keep the yard looking good so the neighbors don't think your a druggy.
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When I had the walnut tree I also had plum trees. and I would be awake for a week on meth and people would start knocking on my door and asking to pick my trees for plums and walnuts. I would see them outside my window climbing ladders while i'm hiding under the sink smoking meth behind a towel because I think everyone can see everytime I light the torch and do a hit
I started not raking the lawn in hopes people would stay away from all the walnut mess junk on the ground but they KEPT COMING
