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What happens after death?

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    You all do drugs and are schizo, so you know what happens. What is it? Is it nothingness? Another life? What is it!!!?
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Nothing. It's just blank.

    SOURCE : I stopped breathing after eating fresh Fly agaric on the side of the road and ending up in hospital.
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  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    karen greenlee
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You go to some place, I call it the Summerlands, and contemplate the lessons you set out to learn, where you succeeded, where you failed and then decide which the egg that will best give you the chances to make further progress and the lessons you need 5o learn as a spiritual being. At the moment that egg experiences insemination your energy, soul, w/e goes into that fetus and all of your conscious memories are wiped.

    It makes as much sense, if not more, as the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is inherently present in humanity.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You go to some place, I call it the Summerlands, and contemplate the lessons you set out to learn, where you succeeded, where you failed and then decide which the egg that will best give you the chances to make further progress and the lessons you need 5o learn as a spiritual being. At the moment that egg experiences insemination your energy, soul, w/e goes into that fetus and all of your conscious memories are wiped.

    It makes as much sense, if not more, as the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is inherently present in humanity.

    Yeah i agree with him
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  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    your soul remains in the exact position place in space where you died and you can perceive everything around you for thousands of years which is why incense is burned for ghosts because they have to smell that area ALL THE TIME and if there's a bunch of dead bodies or ROT they will go insane and haunt you
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    I heard this really old man molests u till you grow up and then when you're older he moves on and after awhile they put u back in the body of a baby on earth.

    So basically life is your big wheel of you just getting molested by different old men across multiple planes of space time.
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  8. #8
    Your relatives divy up your shit
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  9. #9
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    most likely nothing, gotta live life to the fullest now because there likely is no afterlife.

    EDIT: I'm made an idiotic grammatical error :/ must be tired
  10. #10
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator Nothing. It's just blank.

    SOURCE : I stopped breathing after eating fresh Fly agaric on the side of the road and ending up in hospital.

    can confirm. i died before and felt nothing..
  11. #11
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie can confirm. i died before and felt nothing..

    maybe THEY wiped your memories afterwards
  12. #12
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by maddie can confirm. i died before and felt nothing..

    Someone sold me FAKE DEATH and i felt NoTHInG!!!1
  13. #13
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator Someone sold me FAKE DEATH and i felt NoTHInG!!!1

    thats why you use escrow duhh
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  15. #15
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If you don't remember anything ig it might as well be nothing.

    The existence of God can seem like a ridiculous concept but if you think about it so is the concept of existence and consciousness without one. I think we will continue to exist in some form.

    I think "gods" are possibly conscious beings that are created by belief. Like you could create one or a devil. So I feel like following some kind of religion that a lot of other people believe in could be a good thing, besides offering structure instead of just making some shit up yourself that suits your degenerate lifestyle... Speedy.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep most likely nothing, gotta live life to the fullest now because they're likely is no afterlife.

    There
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  17. #17
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 There

    Their
  18. #18
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 There

    god dammit!!! I hate making grammar erros! fuck, I do know the difference between there and they're I swear!
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    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep god dammit!!! I hate making grammar erros! fuck, I do know the difference between there and they're I swear!

    I've been making the same mistake over and over again for the last year or so. Because I'm old as fuck now I guess
  20. #20
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Their

    It's dare
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