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HELP ME, I'm being butt-FUCKED by surveillance drones 🚁

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I started noticing this recently. Sometimes it's light aircraft, sometimes it's UAVs. I don't know what they want from me.
    I'm carrying a hat so if I can get around a corner I can put it on and quickly lose them.
    I'm playing GTA with 5 stars
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The American government keeps an eye on catlicks thats why they build freemasonry lodges across the street from every catholic church
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The American government keeps an eye on catlicks thats why they build freemasonry lodges across the street from every catholic church

    Bro, I got denied and they tried to frame me as a school shooter.
  4. #4
    Gridlocke Houston
    You're not being followed, idiot. This is an extremely common delusional belief. If they have no reason to follow you, they're not.

    If you're convinced they are and they're still doing it after a couple weeks, you're 100% delusional. It costs money to surveil people, government and law enforcement agencies don't just do it for fun.
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    Gridlocke Houston
    What you're seeing are probably normal commercial aircraft. It feels like they're following you because of motion parallax.

    How do you even know they're following you specifically and not just someone in your neighborhood or whatever. The reason you think it's about you is again, because you're delusional.
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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    ^ FBI
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Bro, I got denied and they tried to frame me as a school shooter.

    "Jesus give me your heaviest cross"
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Caught this one dead overhead.
  9. #9
    Elbow African Astronaut
    its the jesuits trying to signal the radio implanted in your molar so you convert to catholicism
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol fona gone mad
  11. #11
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    The government are crazy lately, hurricanes, drones, clones. Andrei is right
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    that's the moon, friend.

    Also I blocked your number because you blocked me on facebook so now we only have 4/6 rermaining ways to contact each other
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  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Crispy The government are crazy lately, hurricanes, drones, clones. Andrei is right

    if they made a clone of u, u could cut someone else and still feel the sad
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Imagine if we started a NIS hacking group and sent our own drone netrunner up there to jack the signal and trace it all the way back to your moms house where a rape team is currently being dispatched
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Imagine if we started a NIS hacking group and sent our own drone netrunner up there to jack the signal and trace it all the way back to your moms house where a rape team is currently being dispatched

    I dont know man, seems kinda sketchy.
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  16. #16
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I like your picture
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Instigator I dont know man, seems kinda sketchy.

    Well clearly someone else is already doing it so we're already missing out on the action. There is a war in the skies right now, a war of technology and freedumb
  18. #18
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "Jesus give me your heaviest cross"

    Um he only had 1 cross.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Well the Romans had hundreds of them and they gave the heaviest one to Jesus. So by imploring Jesus to give a cross even heavier than that you are asking to be tortured and suffer as a martyr for christ which is why Cardinals wear crimson shoes to represent the spilled blood of millions of christians

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