You cannot drop things in space

1. 2024-10-06 at 5:22 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Take a battery-powered fan and tie it facing forward onto a skateboard. Then attach a sail to the skateboard in front of the fan. Turn the fan on and get on. Would you move forward?

   
   Not even close to the same physics as a rocket engine in space. Gawd yer dum
2. 2024-10-06 at 9:48 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Is musks tesla still alive ?
3. 2024-10-06 at 10:18 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The moon has gravity.

   
   so what happens if you drop a pen on the moon then?
4. 2024-10-06 at 3:26 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not even close to the same physics as a rocket engine in space. Gawd yer dum

   
   What's Object B then?
5. 2024-10-06 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   you can always drop your soap in this universe
6. 2024-10-06 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you can always drop your soap in this universe

   
   not in space. Sending prisoners to a microgravity space colony would prevent prison sexual abuse overnight as the soap would just float around and there is no running water in space so you would have to wash yourself with a rag
7. 2024-10-06 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's Object B then?

   
   The mass of the vehicle dummy.
8. 2024-10-06 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The mass of the vehicle dummy.

   
   The mass of the vehicle is pushing against the rocket's exhaust? Are you really this stupid?
9. 2024-10-06 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not in space. Sending prisoners to a microgravity space colony would prevent prison sexual abuse overnight as the soap would just float around and there is no running water in space so you would have to wash yourself with a rag

   
   you still need to bend over to reach it when it slips out of your hand,
10. 2024-10-06 at 11:17 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    At -250 in space, your dick would shrivel up into an acorn.
11. 2024-10-07 at 12:26 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you still need to bend over to reach it when it slips out of your hand,

    
    if you bend over in space you will flip upside down
12. 2024-10-07 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Bradley What chatting app is that

    
    omegle
    
13. 2024-10-07 at 7:05 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if you bend over in space you will flip upside down

    
    and getting cocked
14. 2024-10-07 at 7:54 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At -250 in space, your dick would shrivel up into an acorn.

    
    No, just no. Regardless of what you mean by "in space" your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn".
    
    

    1. If by "in space" you mean, like all the people who have ever been to space, in a spacecraft your dick would be just fine.
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    2. If by "in space" you mean not in a spacecraft nut in a spacesuit, like every person who has ever left a spacecraft, then the suit is heated and your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn".
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    3. If by "in space" you mean in the vacuum of space outside of a spacecraft without a spacesuit your dick still would not "shrivel up into an acorn". Your blood would boil even at -275°. This would cause your dick to explode just like your eyeballs along pretty much every soft chewy morsel of you.
15. 2024-10-07 at 11:57 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley do u remember that video of the astronaut dropping like a screw or a bolt in space and u can see him reach down for it LOL

    
    There is no down in space.
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16. 2024-10-07 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and getting cocked

    
    If someone's back was towards you in space and they "bent over" their gentials would be in your face
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no down in space.

    
    The part that really fucks me up is only a few people have lived in space for an entire year and all research seems to indicate they have lifelong physical changes and a guaranteed shortened lifespan, increased cancer and vision and balance problems
    
    I really don't think humans are supposed to live up there. Our brains cannot function without gravity I think the stress would force our bodies to evolve into an entire different species like Belters and you would never be able to live on a planet ever again
17. 2024-10-07 at 2:11 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no down in space.

    
    There is in orbit.
18. 2024-10-07 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There is a point when you leave the atmosphere where the attitude indicator gimbal flips upside down and starts counting backwards as your distance from the earth increases
    
    This is why fighter pilots are preferred for space missions because they are already used to such concepts and it doesn't take much more training to just tell them "it goes upside in space, because you went to space, but imagine you're still flying"
19. 2024-10-07 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is in orbit.

    
    If it's a sustainable orbit versus a decaying one there isn't.
    
    But even then there still isn't a down, attraction to another object in space (re: the Earth) isn't up or down...it's just 2 objects attracted to each other.
20. 2024-10-07 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If someone's back was towards you in space and they "bent over" their gentials would be in your face
    
    
    
    
    
    The part that really fucks me up is only a few people have lived in space for an entire year and all research seems to indicate they have lifelong physical changes and a guaranteed shortened lifespan, increased cancer and vision and balance problems
    
    I really don't think humans are supposed to live up there. Our brains cannot function without gravity I think the stress would force our bodies to evolve into an entire different species like Belters and you would never be able to live on a planet ever again

    
    If you live in space long enough, you turn into a hairy gorilla.