How's my singing?

1. 2024-10-03 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #21
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by shitty titty Amazing

   
   Dare u to sing this
   
   
2. 2024-10-03 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #22
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Oh you dare me to DRIVE!
3. 2024-10-03 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #23
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Ok ok
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kafka
4. 2024-10-03 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #24
   Kafka sweaty
   Song reminds me of when I was 13 in a nightclub in Turkey w my 8yr old friend unsupervised bcus my dad was drunk somewhere getting a tattoo of an Indian.
5. 2024-10-03 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #25
   Kafka sweaty
   We were responsible and only ordered diet coke
6. 2024-10-03 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #26
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Kafka Song reminds me of when I was 13 in a nightclub in Turkey w my 8yr old friend unsupervised bcus my dad was drunk somewhere getting a tattoo of an Indian.

   
   Damn girl yall ball hard
7. 2024-10-03 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #27
   Kafka sweaty
   Flashbacks now of when I was 14 nd went to a nightclub w my sister. They dressed me w white platforms, light blue jeggings nd black corset. I got lost nd ended up at a house w four ppl. They said I could stay in the spare room but I waited for my sister to find me.
8. 2024-10-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #28
   Kafka sweaty
   I wasn't a drinker as a teen, always needed to be in control.
9. 2024-10-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #29
   Kafka sweaty
   Nd it made me realise I don't need to drink, bcus I coped w e everything as a teen being sober.
10. 2024-10-03 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #30
    Kafka sweaty
    I've been paralytic drunk twice in my life nd still got up. Idk if it was will power or split personality changing body chemistry. Once I went for a nap on someone's grave. Always go to the graveyard after to eat a kebab bcus it's quiet there nd safe from rapists.
11. 2024-10-03 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #31
    Kafka sweaty
    I can be like typing gibberish drunk then have an hour later perfect grammar typing.
12. 2024-10-03 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #32
    Kafka sweaty
    Ppl w light-coloured eyes are more immune to alcohol nd medications. I'm hella drunk rn but no typing errors.
13. 2024-10-03 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #33
    Kafka sweaty
    I jus remember, they spiked my drink, I was on the floor nd couldn't move. They phoned the ambulance. Me and my will power got up, pushed some bih out of the way, me throw bag of weed on the ground bcus it's bad, halfway home when peelers pick me up.
14. 2024-10-03 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #34
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    You’re my hero Kafka!
15. 2024-10-03 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #35
    Kafka sweaty
    Ik they spiked me bcus I only had one glass, didn't pour it myself and was on the floor.
16. 2024-10-03 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #36
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by shitty titty You’re my hero Kafka!

    
    Shero*
17. 2024-10-03 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #37
    Kafka sweaty
18. 2024-10-03 at 1 AM UTC

    #38
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't want to think I have a split personality bcus I'm a hypochondriac and don't need that mess. If I do have it it's DDNOS. I'm looking for another explanation why I can be seemingly sober half an hour later of being paralytic drunk. When I was 19 I needed glasses and if I held out my hand it would be blurry, but I don't need glasses now. I hope there's another explanation.
19. 2024-10-03 at 1 AM UTC

    #39
    Kafka sweaty
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/24/the-blind-woman-who-switched-personalities-and-could-suddenly-see/
20. 2024-10-03 at 1 AM UTC

    #40
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Kafka Shero*

    
    Shekero Shekero!