Originally posted by Fluttershy
Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away…
He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!
(Verse 1)
Well, the hurricane hit, in Ohio it came,
Knocked out our power, life ain’t the same,
A hundred hours of darkness, I’m feelin’ so low,
My wife’s gettin’ mad, said she just needs to go.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Verse 2)
Thought I had lung cancer, I was ready to cry,
But the doc just laughed and said, “Buddy, you’re shy,
It ain’t the big C, just a few extra pounds,
Now I’m stuck in this storm while my whole world drowns.”
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Bridge)
So here I am sittin’ in the dark with my fears,
My wife’s in a cabin, just drinkin’ her beers,
But when the lights come back on, I’ll still be alone,
Just me and my snacks in this hurricane zone.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Outro)
So if you’re in Ohio when the storms start to roll,
Remember my tale, and keep hold of your soul,
’Cause when life gets dark, it’s hard to find your way,
Just laugh at the chaos, and live for today!
