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Dog ran away

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Small black dog lost in the dark.
    Damn it.
  2. #2
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away...
    He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away…
    He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!

    (Verse 1)
    Well, the hurricane hit, in Ohio it came,
    Knocked out our power, life ain’t the same,
    A hundred hours of darkness, I’m feelin’ so low,
    My wife’s gettin’ mad, said she just needs to go.

    (Chorus)
    Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
    With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
    My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
    In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.

    (Verse 2)
    Thought I had lung cancer, I was ready to cry,
    But the doc just laughed and said, “Buddy, you’re shy,
    It ain’t the big C, just a few extra pounds,
    Now I’m stuck in this storm while my whole world drowns.”

    (Chorus)
    Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
    With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
    My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
    In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.

    (Bridge)
    So here I am sittin’ in the dark with my fears,
    My wife’s in a cabin, just drinkin’ her beers,
    But when the lights come back on, I’ll still be alone,
    Just me and my snacks in this hurricane zone.

    (Chorus)
    Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
    With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
    My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
    In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.

    (Outro)
    So if you’re in Ohio when the storms start to roll,
    Remember my tale, and keep hold of your soul,
    ’Cause when life gets dark, it’s hard to find your way,
    Just laugh at the chaos, and live for today!
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  4. #4
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Damn tootin'!
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Poor fella
  6. #6
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    In the midst of all that heartbreak fona still made the time to write us all this lovely country song. A true artist in his craft! I hope a nice white family finds your dog and you get a phone call in the morning fona! I know what those haitian immigrants be doing!
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  7. #7
    Haitians gotta eat too, you know?
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Found her.
    I was at the dog pound and was about to leave when the monisory school down the road from my house reported a dog and my wife was there in 2 minutes.
    She smelled bad so my wife took a shower while I took the dog for a krabby patty meal.

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  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Mm i want krabby patty meal, how much was it?
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    What restaurant is that
  12. #12
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley What restaurant is that

    Wendy’s….
    When deez nuts hit your face!!!!!
    No seriously it’s Wendy’s
  13. #13
    Your wife smelled bad?
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    His wife went to a sex party at a nice hotel and asked him to stay home.
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