What will you be for Halloween?

1. 2024-10-14 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I have school socks from my school
2. 2024-10-14 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #62
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I have school socks from my school

   
   Stiff and crusty no doubt
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3. 2024-10-14 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #63
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   leave that simulated little girl alone you pedophile
4. 2024-10-15 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Stimulated
5. 2024-10-15 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually I might go as, a naked little girl..I'll need to buy some cute socks though…the old man plaid ones wont cut it.

   
   Funny, I would have figured you for argyle.
6. 2024-10-16 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
   Nothing because im not a Man-Child like most of you are.
   
   Also I dont answer the door and I dont leave candy out but I do get a lot of TP'ing on the tree outside
7. 2024-10-16 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Far McFar Nothing because im not a Man-Child like most of you are.
   
   Also I dont answer the door and I dont leave candy out but I do get a lot of TP'ing on the tree outside

   
   You're a fatman boy
8. 2024-10-16 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Far McFar Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're a fatman boy

   
   208 pounds and reducing weight week by week.
9. 2024-10-16 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Far McFar 208 pounds and reducing weight week by week.

   Not day by day? Okay fatty
10. 2024-10-16 at 6:36 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Even getting to the 200’s is embarrassing
11. 2024-10-16 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    If youre not 6’2 you have no excuse to be over 200 pounds
12. 2024-10-16 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Far McFar Nothing because im not a Man-Child like most of you are.
    
    Also I dont answer the door and I dont leave candy out but I do get a lot of TP'ing on the tree outside

    So your costume is a fat sissy boy?
13. 2024-10-16 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #73
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP should go as a 15 year old, nobody would recognize him/her/it.

    
    

    Originally posted by Crispy Im a lady, you should go as a pig, everyone would recognize you

    
    Of course, we all know Speddy "Piggy" Parker regardless if it wears its human costume or not.
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14. 2024-10-16 at 9:36 AM UTC

    #74
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Obvious answer is Michael Myers but we don't celebrate Halloween here.
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    • Crispy
15. 2024-10-16 at 9:38 AM UTC

    #75
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Jason voorhees is always easy for me bc im just big.

    
    If you're big then you should go as Michael Myers. He's the biggest guy out of all three, with the other two being Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Jason is skinnier than Myers is. The tallest actor to play any of these three characters is Tyler Mane who played Michael Myers in the 2009 Rob Zombie remake and he's 6'9".
16. 2024-10-16 at 10:23 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Obvious answer is Michael Myers but we don't celebrate Halloween here.

    
    Silly! Youre already michael myers
17. 2024-10-16 at 10:24 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Michael Myers If you're big then you should go as Michael Myers. He's the biggest guy out of all three, with the other two being Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Jason is skinnier than Myers is. The tallest actor to play any of these three characters is Tyler Mane who played Michael Myers in the 2009 Rob Zombie remake and he's 6'9".

    John wayne gacey would be better, since hes fat as fuck
18. 2024-10-16 at 12 PM UTC

    #78
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    i wonder how many kids were molestered every halloween.
19. 2024-10-16 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #79
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Far McFar Nothing because im not a Man-Child like most of you are.
    
    Also I dont answer the door and I dont leave candy out but I do get a lot of TP'ing on the tree outside

    
    That behavior certainly sounds like an angry little manchild.
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    • Crispy
20. 2024-10-16 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That behavior certainly sounds like an angry little manchild.

    Is the little part a joke? Hes over 200 pounds