2017-03-25 at 1:36 AM UTC
It's not just me. Trust me.
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2017-03-25 at 4:17 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 4:25 AM UTC
I imagine Dargo as someone who wears a literal cape as often as possible.
2017-03-25 at 5:46 AM UTC
Makes sense.
I had just gotten home from work and smoked a bowl when I pictured you wearing a cape and for whatever the fuck reason found that to be the funniest thing I'd ever heard of.
Hahaha wearing it EVERYWHERE in the most matter of fact fashion and paying no mind to the endless assault of cringes, snickers, and expletives received from complete strangers. Just believing in your heart of hearts that you were meant to adorn yourself in a cape as often as possible. Your passion is the cape. Capes and things directly related to capes. Your wardrobe consists of THOUSANDS of hand-crafted capes made by yourself over the years. You pray to the Ultimate Cape which you're waiting upon to grant you knowledge of the Ultimate Design.
If anyone wants to have a conversation with you it has to be having to do somehow with capes. Any free time is spent memorizing the entire known history of the cape and everything it's associated with, or getting drunk in TC and spamming 'capes' until you pass out. Entire income from producing and selling capes. Sometimes wearing dual capes for special occasions. On Christmas every gift you give is a cape and anyone that gets you gift it has to also be a cape. You hand out capes on Halloween. You're working on a book simply entitled 'Capes' which is your ongoing life story and will be completed when you die. You've had an annual cape extravaganza for over half your life even though nobody but your mom has ever shown up. Sleep cape. Eat cape. BREATHE CAPE.
