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Why I don't get sick.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I'm not that dumb and I am responsive to what i hear. When someone told me when I was about 13 that you should let very young children play in the dirt and get dirty and build immune systems as a result of consuming germs directly I really took this to heart.

    The only times I wash my hands at all is after I shit & before I cook food for others (if it's just me I don't wash my hands). I also chew my nails that are similarly unwashed and chew on the ends of writing instruments. I rinse most of my dishes only half ass scrubbing them if there's visible food on them otherwise I really don't give a shit.

    In conjunction with these bad hygene practices I take vitamins, a good deal of them too, but always centered around a men's multi vitamin. I have been doing this for about 13 years (The nail biting and lack of hand washing has been forever) and as a reuslt of it I have consumed way more germs than anyone else. I did not use Germ-X hand sanitizer or wear a mask during Covid outside of when forced to.

    I touch anything/everything and don't really give a fuck as I round the clock chew on my nails, chew on pens, and eat off dirty plates. Fast forward I'm now 31 and I get sick every COUPLE OF YEARS. I have considered engaging in more hygenic approaches to things but I don't/won't, whereas I know many people who always wash their hands, wear masks, have dishwashers and remain in extremely high standards of daily cleanliness.

    Them fags be sick all the time too, it's wild (to me) seeing someone who walsk aroudn with handsanitizer in their purse, has it on her keychain, wipes down bus handles and uses her shirt to turn door knobs being sick 2-3 times a year. Like, you got AIDS or something????

    IDK I embodied a belief that if you just ingest as many germs as possible during your formative years you would build a lifelong immunity to sicknesses, bacteria, like bro sometimes I eat chicken that is a little pink without fear of it getting me sick because I know my gut flora and fauna is so strong.

    Now that I take liek 5 vitamins everyday I am even stronger in terms of my immune system, coupled with the reinforcement from a diet high in vegetables and fruits I am wholly invulnerable to most pathogens that are not Judaic.

    thoughts?

    ^ Posted by Mr. Dirty.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    didnt' mean to say fauan in OP but it reads really nicely so im keeping it
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    When I write shit like this in a couple minutes and I think to myself, man there's rich immigrants who are putting their kids through college that don't know how to write well, why am I not capitalizing on this opportunity???
  4. #4
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I keep my mouth, hands, pussy, & butthole clean. The body is a temple and I am not swine although I may be shaped like a pig.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    When I was in a committed relationship for 7 years I would however wash my hands before having sex with my girlfriend because I didn't want to fuck her up with my dirty hands in her vagina, fun fact.
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Not gonna lie I don't appreciate the reading you're forcing me to do.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by shitty titty I keep my mouth, hands, pussy, & butthole clean. The body is a temple and I am not swine although I may be shaped like a pig.

    pics?
  8. #8
    Multivitamins are a waste of time and money brah..you fell for another marketing scam.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Multivitamins are a waste of time and money brah..you fell for another marketing scam.

    They're free
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bradley They're free

    Nothing in this world is free except blumkins off your mom.
  11. #11
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I found cinnamon is good for sleep the other day.

    Google it.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I get 240 every 3 months to spend on multivitamins, toothpaste, ibuprofen and whatever vitamins I want and you can say they're bullshut but they make me feel more awake and energized and like my body feels better

    I'll pay with my free OTC credit for what might largely be a placebo
  13. #13
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Is not wearing underwear also for hygiene reasons or do you just like rawdogging sweatpants around a bunch of other men all day?
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bradley and you can say they're bullshut

    Thanks, I already did.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Is not wearing underwear also for hygiene reasons or do you just like rawdogging sweatpants around a bunch of other men all day?

    Too hot here
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