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Taking advantage of wealthy immigrants within the school system.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I have the opportunity to get a job as a writing instructor/tutor at my college. As many of you can tell from my high quality posts I am a very good writer. Especially in comparison to people who speak English as a second or third language, the most common being Cuban Spanish.

    Bruh so I was thinking I should just apply for this writing class. The requirements are having taken the first four communication classes with a 3.0 or higher (I have a 3.75) and be willing to submit samples of my writing. The pay is 15.50 an hour but it's easy work, you literally just sit at a desk and when students come in you help them.

    I was thinking how can my grimy ass make better use of such a position. By telling these rich kids I'll just write papers for them for money. LIke yeah u can do this paper so/so and I"ll help you for free but for 100$ I'll just write the paper.

    Not sure if this would fall under academic dishonesty because I don't want to get ejected from school. I have heard of people offering to be private tutors at other institutions than the one they go to and helping people just full on cheat/take tests for them/write papers for them/go to class for them in some cases have the ID literally say the person whose paying you. The target market would be people who up-start families move to the United States generally from south america/carribean and have a lot of money, the kid isn't good at writing (I also excell at mathematics, history, and drinking beer in the bathroom, only thing I don't like is applied science but im ok at it) and they got tons of money because their family sold their slaveholdings in Brazil or they were part of the government for two generations in Cuba, whatever it may be and the kid has no problem paying me an honor role student, white man, who looks like a professor to do their work for them for what is to them small amounts of money.

    I can write a 4 page paper (80$) in like an hour.

    And I think that job at the writing center would put me in close proximity and judging by their phone, shoes, bag, etc I can generally gauge how much money someone has.

    Thoughts??????
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Lol. Bro Idk why I'm such a degenerate piece of shit I literally think the way this is written

    "NOT SURE IF THIS FALLS UNDER ACADEMIC DISHONESTY"

    while getting a job within the school, to meet students who struggle at a subject, to offer to do the work for them for money and get them As.

    LOL yeah so I'm NOT going to do this.
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Might still get the job tho because 15.50 an hour to explain to people how words make sentences and sentences make paragraphs and paragraphs add up to flowing logical presentation of ideas and arguments is kinda my forte and something I can easily do with my good eye closed.
  4. #4
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Yes, get the job.
    No, don’t help immigrants cheat for chump change.
    You’re literally talking about throwing out your whole future for an extra few hundred a week.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Bradley AI can write a 4 page paper (80$) in like an hour which I'll then say is my work

    FTFY
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Oh yeah i suppose ai did really kill this

    / end plot
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson FTFY

    Also I've never used ai to write papers and Apparently they have ai detection but I'm. Not sure how that works
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bradley Also I've never used ai to write papers

    ...or any human intelligence.
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley Also I've never used ai to write papers and Apparently they have ai detection but I'm. Not sure how that works

    Just run your ai generated paper through an AI generation detector AI and ask the AI which parts look AI-e and then edit those manually, change the structure, rewrite the entire thing slightly differently and it should pass a final detector totally perfectly

    I charge about $200/5pages for this service
  10. #10
    The "AI checking" thing is likely bullshit. I'm sure some cash strapped school isn't wasting time and resources doing this, they are just bullshitting you.
  11. #11
    Worst case you'll get fired so nothing new there.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just run your ai generated paper through an AI generation detector AI and ask the AI which parts look AI-e and then edit those manually, change the structure, rewrite the entire thing slightly differently and it should pass a final detector totally perfectly

    I charge about $200/5pages for this service

    AT that point it's easier for me to just drink a redbull and do it myself
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just run your ai generated paper through an AI generation detector AI and ask the AI which parts look AI-e and then edit those manually, change the structure, rewrite the entire thing slightly differently and it should pass a final detector totally perfectly

    I charge about $200/5pages for this service

    AT that point it's easier for me to just drink a redbull and do it myself

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Worst case you'll get fired so nothing new there.

    You're really triyng hard to belittle me this afternoon, i see.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bradley You're really triyng hard to belittle me this afternoon, i see.

    I'm just pullin yer pisser me old mucker.

    I like the efforts you try to make, even if they don't always pan out.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    well things are going well. by cutting out sugar, oil and most like grains I'm cutting weight down, my vision is improving a bit (Which is all I have prayed for because that means it's not getting any worse which is my biggest fear), I fucking feel healthy as shit, I'm scoring extremely well in all my classes and I have a job running this recovery ranch

    all I need is a romantic interest to give my life that real pizazz but I believe it'll happen when the time is right lol
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  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The "AI checking" thing is likely bullshit. I'm sure some cash strapped school isn't wasting time and resources doing this, they are just bullshitting you.

    https://gptzero.me/educators


  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    My school lets me use Microsoft Co Pilot as part of the membership all students receive with microsoft 365

    i just dont

    I wonder if they are good enought o make a nice powerpoint liek based on the data I provide and make it like have a nice color theme, tasteful pictures included, etc, I would be okay with that.

    I'm kinda testy when it comes to my schoolwork, I wouldn't allow a computer to do it but I have used AI image generator to come up with a lot of images for presentations, cover letters, fun image inclusion in personal anecodtal reports, etc

    I'd definitely let one make me a nice "light blue font based on this data set SLIDE 1 (info) SLIDE 2 (info): idk if they can do that yet
  18. #18
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://gptzero.me/educators



    I used to work for 2 fortune 500 companies, Compaq and HP...both claimed to do 100% background checks on new hires...the reality was they did 30%...Stay in Purdue kid.
  19. #19
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to work for 2 fortune 500 companies, Compaq and HP…both claimed to do 100% background checks on new hires…the reality was they did 30%…Stay in Purdue kid.

    There's no way you worked for 500 companies. That's like two companies a month.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to work for 2 fortune 500 companies, Compaq and HP…both claimed to do 100% background checks on new hires…the reality was they did 30%…Stay in Purdue kid.

    better to be safe and assume 100% of them use Ai detection software. Modern students are so fucked lmao pray for the zoomies folx
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