2015-09-22 at 12:32 PM UTC
When one of those little fuckers sits down near me and then I see him rubbing his little hands together schemingly. That's a jedi right there. I was thinking what religion different insects follow, and as I lay in bed in agony from being bitten by hundreds of mosquitos, I decided that mosquitos follow Ä°slam. This morning I went cow tipping and chokeholded the niggerest cow, I made him speak english ''be.........my............savior'' and then I stopped because a cows existence is miserable. Like you play the game of life and you get dealt the card ''you will spend your only chance at existence as a cow''. Do they even watersports plebian? Don't you sometimes wonder what I want, don't you sometimes think I just want your............................cunt. Women have udders and should be treated accordingly. I preach it.
2015-09-22 at 4:11 PM UTC
Long answer: Yes.
Short answer: No.
2015-09-22 at 5:44 PM UTC
Flies can't be jedi. They eat pork. Hell, they eat pork shit.