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  1. #1
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I’m back!! Back again! Shady’s back…So imma spill some tea.

    Since of the middle of march, I’ve been overhearing this one neighbor where I live smashing someone nonstop for 24 hours straight no cap. I live in an apartment complex, and it’s literally right under me. It’s the month of fucking August and the man still hasn’t stopped smashing the broad. Nobody is talking about it and it’s driving me nuts. I truly think it’s rape because I’ve never heard anything like it. Now, i can only rely on a few things here. APPLIES THINKING CAPS Either he’s dying, or now dying catching 27 now probably 28 different diseases for using the pipe for that long, went bankrupt and giving up hope, he found something about the co-vid expiration date “5years from now 2020”-conspiracy theory was true, or he overdosed on deek enhancers and his dingaling won’t go down, so he said fuck it. Or, he found out she was a he and wanted to punish himher with extreme prejudice for lying. Orrrr, this gaza and israel chaos trend lost control and people are now taking advantage by raping and kidnapping each other.

    Now before you say how you knows and shit, listen tf up. I swear to god on my grandma, mama, cats, dogs, turtle, liserds, family whatever tf, yo this guy has not stopped smashing yet. I would not waste time coming on here typing all this if you don’t believe me. What’s the scoop? Can someone please do a research on the dark web about this because i kno it’s trending somewhere? I know for damn sure it aint on only fans or any damn porn site. Is this even healthy or normal? I don’t even think they even stopped to eat anything but their own ewwwww semen?🤮🤮🤮🤢 Because yo. That’s what it sounds like. Btw her squirting sounds like a broken fire hydrant.

    They are still fucking right now probably looking like ghouls as i type all this.

    Anyways Imma lurk the comments until further notice

    Lala and Lanny, please don’t catch any ideas-


    Love y’all
  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Dude, they probably just did a bunch of crystal meth/mephedrone and are banging it out in a drug fueled frenzy.
  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    Are you sure it's not a brothel? It grosses me out that you'd do nothing when someone could be being raped. Once I suspected it I put a glass up to the wall to hear better then got room service to check on them. Another time in the same hotel it was happening to a hooker and Ben went over there and tried to gauge out the man's eyes with a spoon. Don't do nothing.
  4. #4
    What's up Dazza, thought you were dead.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Darnell where the fuck you been
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sorry, i'll try to keep it down
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP needs to midn his own business.
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Fuck off.
  9. #9
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's up Dazza, thought you were dead.
    Sup bruh. I masturbated a few times, but forgot I'm resilient.

    Lmaooo at word edit



    Originally posted by frala Darnell where the fuck you been

    I've been handling business tryna get my weight up. Sup boo?
  10. #10
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Miss my nerdy frens :)
  11. #11
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I've been handling business tryna get my weight up. Sup boo?

    Ohhh for real? You been in the gym Darnell? You been on them protein shakes DARNELL?
  12. #12
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Almost.
  13. #13
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm dum
  14. #14
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Welcome back.
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This is why fralala deleted her account
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I agree, there is a lot more than can be done to stop international jediry.
  17. #17
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    are you saying that u think theres only 24 hours in 5 months
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Yes
  19. #19
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    The neighbor is still smashing btw


    Jesus.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh i'm fucking dat ass
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