So wariat walks into a bar wearing a horse hat

1. 2024-07-18 at 10:21 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   The barman says "why the nonce face?"
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   • ner vegas, 
   • Lanny Lanny
2. 2024-07-18 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   Warcry Certified lover boy
   dude i wonder what would happen if i do do that. i may try it in the winter when its cold.
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   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2024-07-18 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   HE WALKS INTO THE BAR WEARING A HORSE HAT AND SAYS TO THE OWNER "HEY SIR, I"M A BLUES SINGER THAT GOES BY THE STAGE NAME 'BIG PAT'
   
   BAR OWNER SAYS "WELL I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU JUST CONVINCED ME TO HOST THE HORSE HAT BLUES"
   
   OH YEAH THE BAR OWNER HAS THE HORSE HAT BLUES AND DOESN"T KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO , HE HIRED A GUY WITH A HORSE HAT, THE ONLY TIPS COMING IN ARE JEERS AND BOOS
   
   *HORSE HAT HARMONICA* BEEEEEEEWWWWWW
4. 2024-07-18 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Warcry dude i wonder what would happen if i do do that. i may try it in the winter when its cold.

   
   You have to be naked except of the hat too if you do.
5. 2024-07-18 at 7:29 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   wariat walks into a bar with a horse hat, trips over a stool and suddenly 2 children emerge from the trenchcoat unable to maintain balance from tripping on the stool and a third baby which was used to prop up the horse hat also tumbles onto the bar floor. Turns out it wasn't wariat in a horse hat at all, but 3 youngsters trying to sneak in.
   
   Moral of the story? Always be suspicious of men in trenchcoats wearing horse hats, it could be 3 children trying to sneak a drink.