2024-07-16 at 11:16 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
As many of you know I am very well aquatinted with corn on the cob.
AS the former proprieter and owner of corn on the curb, I have a lot of experience making corn on the cob, both at home and on the curb.
Corn recently went on sale so I bought half a dozen cobs. I will be making 1/day for the next, uh, IDK how many days like a week. Sorry my math isn't good. Till they run out!!!
I will maybe do some corn in unique ways, I might have sex with the corn, I might boil the corn, I might feed this old man with no teeth some corn, IDK we'll find out so anyway. Photos below.
2024-07-17 at 12:32 AM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
We all are.
That seasoning is supposed to go on Pop Corn but since my bestie REJECTED Pop Corn time with me and INSULTED me, CUTTING ME TO THE CORE I have decided to just use it in place of salt.
2024-07-17 at 12:34 AM UTC
I know. I also have some, but I don’t like it. The white cheddar is betta.
2024-07-17 at 12:59 AM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I always been retarded ask Mr. Kerns he my special Ed teacher.
I always thought how funny that would be to say, IDK why. Like if I was being awarded some medal for my intelligence or like a noble peace prize or giving a speech about my successes and I just said that and Mr. Kerns (the Advance Placement Specialist and Director of the Gifted and Talented Program at MIlwaukee Public School) heard it haha
Him and I got a long really good but he stopped fuckin with me when I went to prison the first time (19 years old) and I always thought that'd be funny as fuck to say.
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
When BradleyB answer questions all da kids laugh