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Started a new gang called the SS, we're taking applications for the primary SS and the receiving ss.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    So basically I started da new gang called the Stretch Squad, basically as an SS member you must have loyalty to the Stretch. You must be willing to stretch out other people (not me) and make the world a more stretched place.

    You gotta have a big dick, that's pretty much the only requirement. And be loyal to the stretch.

    We also have lower positions (bottom really) in our sister (not female exclusive) ss. The super stretched so basically there's two gangs but they're like complimentary of each other.

    Stretch Squad led by me Head Stretcher BradleyB and Stretched Sisters (ss) led by HTS (the most stretched woman I know). Together we'll stretch you out like a payment plan and hopefully make some memories.

    So contact me or Elbow and we can get you an application. Thanks

    Long live the SS.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    No lil dick stretchers and no real nasty stretchees.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I talked to my co-cummando, second in command Elbow and you can send pictures of rectums, pussy shots, tongues and large dicks to her and myself ASAP so we can begin processing your application.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the saltine stupidretards
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the saltine stupidretards

    Wow funny
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Silly Slackers
    Stupid Stumblers
    Simple Simps
    Sorry Suckers
    Sad Sackers
    Shoddy Showoffs
    Spineless Softies
    Sniveling Saps
    Sappy Slacktivists
    Subpar Stooges
  7. #7
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    shoe stuffer
  8. #8
    ner vegas African Astronaut
  9. #9
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Silly Slackers
    Stupid Stumblers
    Simple Simps
    Sorry Suckers
    Sad Sackers
    Shoddy Showoffs
    Spineless Softies
    Sniveling Saps
    Sappy Slacktivists
    Subpar Stooges

    You forgot Slurping Sacksuckers.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  11. #11
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    What is this from?
  12. #12
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blackbird What is this from?

    https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Crisis-Zone
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    I dunno if my dick is big enough for this
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