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Fonaplats, a poem about the life of my friend.

  1. #1
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In a small town mildly bleak.
    Lived a man named Fonaplats, meek
    He spent his days in a drug-induced haze
    Doing heroin in a neverending craze

    He would take pictures of his poop
    And suck big black dick to get his goop.
    Of fellow addicts to give him a high
    With each passing day, he would slowly die

    But one fateful day, he hit bridge bottom
    Realizing his life was filled with sorrow and boredom
    He made the decision to get clean
    And turned his life around to be seen

    He bought his girlfriend Chell a couch
    A symbol of his newfound self-doubt
    No longer wasting his money on useless things
    He started to spread his financial wings

    Fona became a good friend to all
    Despite his past, he always stood tall
    He shared his story of recovery
    And became an inspiration to many

    Now a successful father and employed
    He no longer feels all paranoid
    He plays video games all night long
    And shows others that they too can be strong

    A role model to men in need
    Fona proves that with determination and deed
    One can overcome the darkest of days
    And live a fulfilling life in many ways

    So here's to Fonaplats, a nigga reborn
    From a loser to a winner, not to be torn
    May his story inspire others to see
    That change is possible, for you and for me

    I look up to Fona and his journey
    His resilience and strength, like a jedi attorney
    I strive to be like him in many ways
    But with better spending habits for all my days.
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  2. #2
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Thats my pal andrei!
  3. #3
    Crispy African Astronaut
    When will you make me one?
  4. #4
    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    gimme da goop
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    That filled my heart cup.
  6. #6
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats That filled the heart shape cup that is my asshole

    FTFY and get a room
  7. #7
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny FTFY and get a room

    Always something about cocks, homosexuality or assholes with you. Wozny you're weird
  8. #8
    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    rooms are for LOSERS
  9. #9
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma Always something about cocks, homosexuality or assholes with you. Wozny you're weird
    Wozzy is a pedophile who’s inlove with my underage cunny
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Enigmas puppet

    KingOfFrogs should hang for bringing her on board and just making this place more degenerate and foul
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