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  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    9 p.m. ET

    Anybody watching?

    It'll be broadcast live, but it'll have a 2 minute delay in case on of us shits our pants and needs emergency potty time.
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  2. #2
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It's gonna be the Cheeto Chomos big night.

    I didn't watch the last one but ig Shitty Joe must have done ok. That was 4 years and about 70 IQ points ago.



    The Cheeto Chomo is gonna be Zio-dunking on Shitty Joe all night long
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The doctors must have stuck an egg beater in there. Trump is going to tell everybody why he needs to be the shabbos goy of the free world again. Boomers rejoice.
  4. #4
    They had to whisk the serial child sniffer off to a private location and pump him full of drugs, otherwise he would have just stumbled off the stage and that would have been it.
  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I hope they have an EMT on call, never know who's going to need some defibrillation and/or diaper change
  6. #6
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm rooting for you, OP.
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  7. #7
    SOMEONE THROW A MOLOTOV AT THEM BOTH!
  8. #8
    wow, i've never seen anyone lose a debate so fast. It's already over.
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    We did it guys, we beat medicare!
  10. #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Who lost?
  11. #11
    Enigma African Astronaut
    Trump is performing really well, Biden is really high
  12. #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Good to know, I was rooting for Trump anyway.
  13. #13
    Enigma African Astronaut
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  15. #15
    It isn't even the real Biden. The real Biden died decades ago. This is just some clown wearing a Biden mask.
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  16. #16
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It isn't even the real Biden. The real Biden died decades ago. This is just some clown wearing a Biden mask.

    If he’s an imposter trying to convince people that Biden isn’t a corpse, why does he act like a guy who’s about 30 minutes away from being a corpse?
  17. #17
    He's just a placeholder. With the rigged elections, they don't need to care if he's a corpse.
  18. #18
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I hate everything
  19. #19
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I hope they both die or beat each other to death
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by frala I hope they both die or beat each other to death

    So long as you get to keep fucking black people
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