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Fona Goes to Tawas City

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's some little town in Michigan on the Lake Huron side.
    Suppose to have left 30 minutes ago.
    Taking my immediate family of 3 and also my niece.
    Of course my brother and his baby momma who are separated decide to fight last night and throw it all into jeopardy leaving my niece about to miss out as she needed to be used as a pawn in a civil dispute between 2 leftist retards who still will wear masks in public.
    I spent 2 hours last night smoothing things over and hopefully my niece shows up any minute and we can hit the road.
    It's really kind of gay taking a single child alone on vacation as the only child because then there is no one to play with and...
    well I booked a place with a private beach so it's not even like there's any chance of other kids being around to make friends with.
    So yes, boujee rented his own private beach so that he doesn't have to feel self conscious about having the worlds smallest nipples nipples.
    You might be jealous but hold on because while I rented a private beach I did not actually rent a house.
    We will be staying in a converted detached garage in some guys back yard.
    But it's got 5/5 stars from like 20 reviews and everyone says it's pretty dope so lets hope so right.
    Booking at the very end of the off season to save a few bucks and also because I don't get to pick any week of the year when I plan these vacations but instead it goes more of seniority at work picks first and only 2 people can be off any given day.
    IDK....
    What I'm trying to say is that the water will probably be 62 degrees which is not quiet ideal to swim in but it's manageable once you get your balls in the water.
    I honestly haven't made any real plans for what we will get into for the next week.
    I've got a friend who is from there and I'm just going to message her for suggestions if needed.
    Anyways, hopefully we will be on the road sometime fucking soon.
    I really want to go to my private beach garage.
    Could you imagine having such a nice property and home that people pay you $1200 to rent out your barn for 5 nights?
    I really hate Joe Biden.
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    OP is a big family traveler.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We got left 90 minutes late.
    I have a big rubbery luggage carrier ratchet strapped to the roof that I put an air fryer and a bunch of beach stuff in.
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    take a couple (less than 5 minute) videos while you're there
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    *high five*
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    *low five*
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    *no five*
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    An hour away
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    YEEEEEEEE
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We made it.
    Looks really cool
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]





    This place is great. Everything is very well set out and the little amenities are seemingly never ending. The host is on site catering to our needs like some magic servant. This is wonderful.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That looks like a nice place, I can see why'- oh fuck I didn't think you'd Bradley us, man.
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I knew, and yet I clicked it anyway
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ner vegas I knew, and yet I clicked it anyway

    I had no idea he was gonna Bradley us. I hope he doesn't wear it that loose when others are around irl.
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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    This place is great. Everything is very well set out and the little amenities are seemingly never ending. The host is on site catering to our needs like some magic servant. This is wonderful.

    Looks like a fucking Hospital room you fucking fuck
  16. #16
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Is that your Doogee phone? I bought a V20 but mine doesn't look like that.

    I took my sim card out and put it in my newer Samsung S23 because its much nicer and has a much better connection I never get drop calls. the Doogee kept dropping my calls. Chinese PoS but the Thermal cam is super neat.

    Basic camera and video suck shit. 4k is shit and grainy on the Doogee but it does have a pretty cool IR camera as well which cops in 20x with little pixel distortion
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    As soon as I woke up I received a message from the host that they left us a surprise on the picnic table outside.
    It was breakfast 🥞 😁
    OJ, Beagles, Muffins, Fruit, Coffee cakes.
    This place is fantastic.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We went and did some shopping in town. It's a small, cute and everything is on the lake.
    Burger King is on the lake.
    Walmart is on the lake.
    The gas station is on the lake.
    Police station, yup on the lake.
    Then I tried going to see a light house but a park ranger lady chased me down on foot and tried extorting 11 dollars out of me. I did a U turn and went home.
    Grilled some food.
    Now I'm dealing with screaming kid
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