It's a clown show. Anything can happen in a clown show. You just have to wait for the clown car to swoop in and all the clowns to pop out and show themselves.
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He was found guilty on all charges, but it's not like he will be sentenced on each of the 34 counts consecutively.
They will lump all of the charges to be served concurrently as one sentence. It's the lowest class felony in the state of New York and he will be a first offender, so he will certainly dodge prison time.
Realistically, he'll get some probation and a fine. MAYBE some house arrest at worst.
This conviction doesn't really matter because anyone who was die-hard for him is still die-hard for him and this isn't going to sway their vote whatsoever, not that voting even fucking matters anyway
They try to lock me but i'm plugged in ATL I got homies doing life yeah they livin hell these DAs actin in silly my mugshot worth a billy sold some worht made a milly shout out meek in philly