2024-05-20 at 6:37 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Now I"m not a racist.
I'm just saying we acknowledge all the contributions blacks, Hispanics, gays and even disabled people have made to this country with their own months. But not whites?
I think realistically speaking it's high time for our soon to be pale minority class to get some recognition.
Thus I vote that Monday be White People appreciation day. Not next Monday but all Mondays.
How can we celebrate BradleyB?
Well, you can do lots of 'white' activities such as reading a book, going to work, raising your kids or meaningfully contributing to the society you live in. You also, if you know a White person you wish to share this special day with, call them up and say "Hey Bradley can I come perform fellatio (suck dick) on your royal white penis and hear more historically inaccurate generalizations about European Americans?"
and I'll politely tell you "Yes, I think that would be marvelous." I can probably give this celebratory experience to 3 or 4 different non white people every sabbath.
So let me know if you need my help, and I hope you have a wonderful White Pride Day.
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2024-05-20 at 6:38 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
~~~~~~~~~*** WE'RE GETTING MULTICULTURAL AND INTERRACIAL ***~~~~~~~~~~
2024-05-20 at 6:42 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Originally I wrote fellatio but I was worried some of our darker celebrants would not know that Italian terminology.
2024-05-20 at 6:43 PM UTC
it's OK PERFORM SUCK is way funnier and I'm gonna say it a lot now
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2024-05-20 at 6:45 PM UTC
Every day is "white appreciation day", and any official recognition of a specific day is just the work of white supremacist fascists to leverage the powers of the state for the purpose of worshiping whites. White self-aggrandizement is pathetic behavior. A shameless people.
2024-05-20 at 6:51 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Notice how there's no jedi appreciation day??????????/
2024-05-20 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed
Every day is "white appreciation day", and any official recognition of a specific day is just the work of white supremacist fascists to leverage the powers of the state for the purpose of worshiping whites. White self-aggrandizement is pathetic behavior. A shameless people.
perform suck
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2024-05-20 at 7:09 PM UTC
how about gas all niggers month
gas all faggots month
just gas everyone, fuck your pride you stupid HUMAN - alien robot gang
2024-05-20 at 9:53 PM UTC
WW2 was like 100 years ago. Name a single conflict that old that anyone gives a shit about? Oh what are we gonna start #REMEMBERing the people that died in the crusades or the black plague aswell?
Because the current genocide in Palestine is "the peoples Holocaust" and every communist considers it their personal shoah and how is that any less valid than "the real one" shouldn't the lesson be that when governments kill people it's wrong? Not that one ideology or another is correct.
Too bad for them, i'm still crying about the Ottoman Empire getting illegally partitioned into various ethnic nation states. That has way more impact on my modern existence than anything in Germany.
2024-05-20 at 10:04 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
November 6th, National jedi day.