Today I'm feeling grateful but I have never been mauled by a chimpanzee...

1. 2024-04-01 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   I'm not interested in being harmed only partially.
2. 2024-04-01 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Not a chimpanzee but still a great story.
   
   
3. 2024-04-01 at 10:30 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   niggers are black