We need to discuss the ever ever increasing spaghetti shortage...

1. 2024-04-01 at 11:50 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   As a new yorker from the suburbs, prefe pizza but everyone apulia dhere just lately as been talki' about the spaghetti crisis and how the youth rebels are stopping the boats from spaghetti getting out of europe..
   
   We only need look at this shortage from the last century...
   
   
2. 2024-04-01 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   sphagheytties are phaggy and ghey.