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Walt Disney World "Discovery Island" is actually a US government dinosaur genetics lab

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    There are legends of a half bird half machine half dinosaur hybrid that lurks in the depths of the island that can kill a man in a single swipe and that's the reason they had to close the island. The creature is confined to the island due to it being flightless as a result of genetic modification
    For those unfamiliar with it (and you’re not alone) Discovery Island is located in Bay Lake at Walt Disney World, and permanently closed in 1999, shortly after the opening of Animal Kingdom. It was originally called Treasure Island and was a lush tropical paradise with exotic animals–one of many “Vacation Kingdom” offerings found at Walt Disney World that offered counter-programming to the hustle and bustle of the parks.

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    Ghost Black Hole

    In one of these sheltered areas, we came across one of the more interesting finds of the night. I'd been poking around the space when I heard a hissing noise coming from one of the corners. Shining a light into it, we discovered 2 young vultures, still unable to fly but incredibly aggressive. Despite being not much larger than chickens, they puffed themselves up while making some ungodly hissing noises and charging at us until we left the area.
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    Ghost Black Hole

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    Broseph Stalin Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Wait….I’ve been to this island. It’s almost like a fever dream, but I remember a book, missing pages. Maybe a rocket ship and some spoopyooky music playing?

    Oh and my brother is a real dickface and is the reason dad went for milk and was banished or something or other I don’t really remember
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    So we ARE on for Jurassic park 2 then, or..?
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    Bradley Black Hole
    How do you get to the island? Could Iswim there or are there alliGAYtors
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Broseph Stalin Wait….I’ve been to this island. It’s almost like a fever dream, but I remember a book, missing pages. Maybe a rocket ship and some spoopyooky music playing?

    Oh and my brother is a real dickface and is the reason dad went for milk and was banished or something or other I don’t really remember

    Did you see any evidence of genetically modified birds?

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE So we ARE on for Jurassic park 2 then, or..?

    pretty much except I think those could theoretically leave the island
    and breed

    Richard McGuire: The Southern Pirate (also 2020)

    If you made it this far, congratulations! You've made it to the most interesting part of the story. Richard Mcguir AKA “The Southern Pirate Outdoors” earns the spot for craziest story about this island and serves as a prime example of why you never ever fuck with Disney. Making him the final and most infamous explorer to ever reach the island.

    Ever since Richard was a kid, he’s wanted to see Discovery Island. He missed the opportunity as a child since his family didn’t want to pay ten dollars to see some birds, and he missed the opportunity to explore the full island after Matt Sonswa beat him to it. The island was becoming harder to access because of tightened security and time was running out. He knew this, he couldn’t miss it again.

    Richard had studied the area and spent months mapping out his plan, after buying the necessary gear, he was ready. He pulled up to the dock with his van and kayak and left to scope out the island, making sure there was no security or boats still on the lake. When he returned, his kayak was stolen… but this wasn’t going to stop him. Richard drove down the road and noticed a man with a canoe on his car roof parked at a 7/11. Richard offered to buy it but it wasn’t for sale, however the man did offer an aluminum boat. Sure it had a few holes but that’s nothing a bit of duct tape could fix, nothing was stopping Richard from getting on that island. The next night, Richard got his aluminum boat and set sail for the island. Just one problem, duct tape wasn't enough to hold the water and he started to sink. He was now in a do or die situation, get back to shore and get a better boat or risk sinking but make it onto the island. Remember how I said earlier to not get used to explorers making smart decisions? Yeah, Richard just barely made it on with his boat submerged. Despite the rough start, he finally made it on, things were looking good for him. But unfortunately for Richard, a leaky boat would be the least of his problems.

    Richard setup camp inside one of the old buildings to warm up and rest. The plan was to stay on the island for a full week to fully explore everything and study the wildlife. Things were going smoothly, making his way through the island until he noticed he stepped right in front of a trail cam, he had been caught. Richard had to return to his campsite to figure out what he was going to do, then he heard other voices, he wasn’t alone.

    Richard peaked out and heard sheriffs, walking around the island and announcing their presence, guns drawn and everything, it was serious. not only that but there was a security boat circling the island. Richard figured if he hid, he could just wait until they left. Hours went by and they weren't leaving, not without an arrest. As much as Richard wanted to see the island, it wasn’t worth this much trouble, time to leave. He made his way to the boat only to find it was gone, his food and water rations were on that boat too. There was no way out.

    More police started to show up and soon after, a helicopter was circling the island. His first plan of escape was to call a friend from New York and ask them to anonymously call Disney and tell them he was off the island and to not search anymore so he could swim back. That wasn’t working. He was getting desperate, digging up bottles that washed onto shore hoping there would be water inside, picking fruit from trees and burying himself in the ground and waiting it out again. But they weren't going away. He called his girlfriend to tell her what was going on, only to find out that she was detained and she’d go to jail if he didn’t turn himself in.

    Out of options, he used the empty bottles as a flotation device and made the swim back to shore. It took an hour.

    Richard was able to get his boat back from sheriffs and was forced to turn himself into the police and was arrested. McGuire entered a no contest plea to a trespassing charge and had to pay a $100 fine and banned for life from the park.

    The future of the island/ no more explorers (The End)

    The island is now under heavy surveillance. Cameras, motion trackers and more fences. The likelihood of anyone getting back on this island is slim to none. As for the future of the island, Disney has no known plans for its development. It may sit dormant for the rest of time until another hurricane finishes it off or it might get turned into something, who knows. The island’s mystical legacy still lives on in Disney and urbex circles, serving as an example of how far people are willing to go to satisfy their curiosity.

    what are they trying to hide?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley How do you get to the island? Could Iswim there or are there alliGAYtors

    There are many alliGAYtors and people have died from them trying to swim there
    They probably keep the population at a certain amount so people don't try to swim and it also makes sense because alliGAYtors are kinda like aquatic dinosaurs
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    Bradley Black Hole
    They should reeducate them to not bite people
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    Ghost Black Hole
    But then people would be able to swim to the off limits abandoned US government dinosaur genetics lab and possibly die to the creature lurking there, and then the secrets of American genetically modified robot dinosaur birds will be revealed, China will steal the secrets and a DNA sample from the island and then release a swarm of these monsters on the American homeland

    They say the American homeland could never be invaded for there would be a rifle behind every blade of grass but if there was also a dinosaur in those grasses then it COULD be invaded so this is clearly a top priority which is why they will send helicopters to the island if you go there illegally

    I assume they have sensors all over the place now so getting deep into the island would be impossible at this point. All this info we have is the most info we will ever get.
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    Its Epstein Island II I bet.
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