Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss Secrets

1. 2015-09-15 at 6:23 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Darth Beaver you are a pathetic piece of shit. I hope you never have children and that you sink deeper into your depression.
2. 2015-09-15 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #2
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   But he does have children
   
   what I wouldn't give for that picture of him and his son on their harleys, looking malnourished as all hell
3. 2015-09-15 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   But he does have children
   
   what I wouldn't give for that picture of him and his son on their harleys, looking malnourished as all hell

   So that's it, your fat.
4. 2015-09-15 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Eat egg whites and whole-wheat toast with peanut butter. Have a chicken salad with no dressing or lite-dressing in the evening. Do as many push-ups as you can, and if you want to go for a walk/jog it's fine, but unnecessary if you stick to the diet and the push-ups. You're welcome. Oh also don't drink beer.
5. 2015-09-15 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #5
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   So that's it, your fat.

   
   I have been pretty fit all my life, but lately I have stopped exercising and just gained weight, on purpose. I always wanted to see what it would like to be fat, and I started getting health problems a few years ago, and I figure I am probably going to die early, so I may as well just enjoy life now. I eat ice cream and fried chicken cutlets almost exclusively nowadays. I am at my heaviest ever at 6' 220#, up from 190. Being fat isn't so bad, though I think it is making my hypertension worse.
   
   A couple months ago, I was hardly eating because I was moving around from place to place for various employment/legal reasons and also I was staying with this girl, and I didn't adjust my shopping habits accordingly so I never had the right stuff to cook with. So if I want to get fat now, I am going to get fat. And I think I already did. It's alright.
   
   But my personal life is irrelevant. And that picture that I mentioned spoke a thousand words. It looked like someone let their 12 year old kid sit on the bike just to take a picture, but it was real. Like he really apparently rides that thing. Also, harleys fucking suck, except for maybe the old military bikes.
6. 2015-09-15 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Park what you want in your garage, I don't have to see or ride it.
7. 2015-09-15 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #7
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I will set a harley on fire and then piss on it
8. 2015-09-15 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   6"0' 220 lbs is NOT fat, for the record.
9. 2015-09-15 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #9
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Its fat for me, my face is even all round and shit
   
   its funny, and I like being fat
10. 2015-09-15 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Its fat for me, my face is even all round and shit
    
    its funny, and I like being fat

    
    SHOW ME.